@section-31.bsky.social
A kindler, gentler Section 31. Or at least that's what we're saying now.
Hi all, this is @twicelostgeek.bsky.social, the person behind this account.
I'm utterly sickened by my country choosing fascism over progress and fear that things will become much, much worse before they get better.
NOVEMBER FOOLS!
05.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SURPRISE!
05.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We are currently investigating Mr. Dukat for fraud, bribery, and for dealings with the Pah-Wraiths.
05.11.2024 17:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0For all of my followers located in the USA in the year 2024: go vote! It's imperative to the timeline that Trump not be reelected!
05.11.2024 17:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just wait until you find the surprise that *I* left for you...
05.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Come visit our office on the DS9 Promenade.
05.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chief... please report to our office. NOW.
25.09.2024 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Oops?"
The best excuse you have is oops?
Looks like it's time to do a little light trimming of your family tree.
BRING IT TF ON, CHIEF
25.09.2024 16:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,170,886, Section 31 @section-31.bsky.social, joined on Aug 15, 2024"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and we were #6,170,886.
23.09.2024 17:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright, who jammed our security gate on the DS9 Promenade? @annoyedobrien.bsky.social, you wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
23.09.2024 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good to see you back here, Captain. We'll be watching.
23.09.2024 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We'll allow it.
27.08.2024 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quick! Capture him!
27.08.2024 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kindly bring some to our office on the Promenade.
27.08.2024 18:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now wait a damn minute...
27.08.2024 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the worst fucking timeline.
23.08.2024 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Facts
23.08.2024 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0...
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social please confine Captain Riker to the nearest airlock, please.
Sorry, Quark. We're running a few experiments.
23.08.2024 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My god - it's the perfect weapon.
20.08.2024 20:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@annoyedobrien.bsky.social and how exactly did Commander Data happen to lose his finger?
20.08.2024 18:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1NO 🙄
20.08.2024 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why do you think we're looking for a new intern? The last one was consumed by a T-Rex.
20.08.2024 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who let him out of the brig?
20.08.2024 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look, Chief. It's not our fault that Wesley Crusher and his damn Travelers keep meddling in galactic events.
20.08.2024 17:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Now hiring: Intern who is willing to be paid in experience and has 10 years worth of experience in time travel. Meet us in the back booth at Quark's.
20.08.2024 16:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Just a little light timeline maintenance.
20.08.2024 16:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Methinks it's high time for a court-martial.
20.08.2024 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
