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β€œI consider mids loud.”

19.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Practice space hallway sounded nuts tonight. Loud raging screamo band on one end, George Harrison cover band at the other end

19.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rice and beans, playboy?

19.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro is NOT meeting the present moment

18.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You liberals can yell all you want, I will never vote for Gavin Rossdale

17.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

Bartender: what’s your poison?
Aleksei navalny: c’mon man

15.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kim Philby mogged MI6!!!

14.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate living in Atlanta man someone parked a Maserati on my lawn???

14.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never really experienced traffic like I’ve experienced it today

14.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pickled onions cost quite little but bring so much joy to the world

13.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the opposite of beast mode

13.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's two cool guys telling each other exactlyyyyyyyyy

12.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you wake up and every day it’s like β€œThe Trump administration plans to remove all toilets from homes, saying β€œthere’s no need for them”, a 2018 study says otherwise β€œ
SCOOP with @johnDCbeat for The Hill

12.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

they automated rainbolt bro I'm sick

12.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

telling the barista my name is "clav" just to feel something

12.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the world yearns for adulterous norwegian athlete autofiction

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(me, after taking a time machine to 1994 to tell young me good news about the future) dude you're not gonna believe it Kim Gordon raps now and it's good.

11.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"my baby hungry....my baby starvin"

11.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

real shit

10.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

froid cannonmaxxer mogs beta sloop, caught mid-coastalgoon

10.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great call

10.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this clavicular stuff is going to overheat the English language. My vocabulary shouldn’t be expanding this quickly. Something is going to break

10.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No ig slideshows under woke2. We can’t do this again

10.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask not for whom the bell moggs, it moggs for thee

10.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who thinks an extrajudicial killing is when two judges say it’s legal

09.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJK-...

09.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I fully respect that you have the right to do [thing]. But there’s a line between me doing it, which I have no problem with and is normal, and you doing it, which sucks and is annoying to me.

09.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

collapsing hyperpower simultaneously entertains and distresses itself with stupendous cast of thousands real-time multi-media immanent self-critique of its own necropolitics, punctuated by Blue Angels fly-bys and ads for online gambling, AI scams, cars, and dick pills

09.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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You will find me in the liminal space between indie rock criticism and film criticism

09.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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