Peaches von Strangle

OMG.
I UNDERSTAND IT ALLLLL NOW! 🤯

Was out here harmonizing about how you fell short on this ABSOLUTE BADDIE, but you wanna take her back.

Shenanigans!!!!!!! Fuckery!!!!! Allsorts!!!!!

I mean… it be like that. 🤣🤣🤣

LOOOOOOK!

AND THEN, threw the Big Joker talking’ bout “CAUSE WITHOUT YOU I’D DIE!”

SIR!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

You, my good sis, are experiencing joy. And that’s a good thing! 🤣💕

On g.

Proud of you. ❤️

That man was trying EVERYTHING, you hear me?!

He hit the lotto.
He got him a gig - with ALL the overtime he can get!
He SWEAR he done changed!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are requesting forgiveness for an ENTIRE BRICK OF WRONG?!?!

A COMPREHENSIVE PACKAGE OF WRONG DOING?!?!

Also: I see Kiss and Say Goodbye x Manhattans going around. Diabolical.

But it leads to another conversation we have to have: Black R&B songs requesting forgiveness for “all the wrong” they’ve done.

SIR, HOW MUCH WRONG WAS IT?!?!
You’ve done so much wrong, you can’t even NAME IT?!

I am not the friend or the lover you put on speaker. At. All.

Say it LOUDER.

Me:

Same! Block packs for the win!

Mine auto-blocked cause someone put it on a list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you. It’s so awful. And the grief is such a roller coaster.

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Oh. No.

I think THE FUCK not.

Of all the men in all the world…

Black men are the finest mfkas on EARTH.
SWEAR!

Sheesh.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nigga buck!
Carbon 15 in this bitch!

Ounces
Quarters
Half
Bricks

Nigga, I done sold all that shit…

Droooooo

I’m clean in this bitch…

FATHER GOD.
THHHHHIIIIISSSS.

What’s the sauce?

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Kit from Knight Rider.

YOU TAKE IT ON THE RUN BABY
IF THAT’S THE WAY YOU WANT IT BABY
THEN I DON’T WANT YOU AROUND

Anyway…

I can’t follow that down.
Because I’ll be wild depressed.

So I’m going to let this Ready for the World track spin. (Melvin Riley man… sheesh!)

The thing about it is, I know I was his favorite person in the world.

And we completed the circle.
He was there to witness my coming.
And I was there to witnesses his passing.

And nobody knows, man.