JeffEERIE (no, the illegal rabble rouser one)

We will annex Denmark. Sweden. Both. Greenland too

a man and a woman are dancing on a dance floor in front of a disco sign . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a dance floor in front of a disco sign .

But they gonna be Grifting the Night Away

[uptempo hip hop beat]

[MC Scott Baio runs onstage]

“KICK ME!”

[from offstage]
“IT! kick IT! You idiot!”

[flash pots & bass drop]

The snort laugh sound i just made

Corollary to the recent assertions about a nation run by 12 yr olds, let me repeat: “everything is penis”

Am old enough to recall the outrage over Harry Potter from some evangelicals. Which recalled the anti-D&D times I went through. My moral at the time to our kids was “it’s a story about free will & how you have power: the question is how you choose to use it…”

Can never hear Evenflo without imagining Adam Sandler SNL Opera Guy belting it out
EEEE OOOO
YABA DABA SUMMA TE PA DAY
BE DAY HAY! OOH YAY

Aren’t there stories out there about churches doing Judgement House where they try to scare the young people into submission…?

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

YouTube video by Don Gibson - Topic That Lonesome Valley

1st job was in AM radio & Sunday mornings I played many a Tennessee Ernie gospel song. This one was another favorite:

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She keeps her finger on the pulse of her constituents

Oh and the Baptist kids told me you gotta be like 1000% for Israel no matter what or Jesus won’t return. Or something, they were trying to sell raffle tickets but didn’t like it when I pointed out gambling was sinful

“BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT”

[never opening his eyes]
“Best Halloween Party Food Ideas, that one always works”
[snores]

Hit Reply too soon - so we didn’t trust the money for having a real reunion & many drifted apart.

Sorry for your loss…

My HS class graduated 99 & lost 9 within 10 years. Don’t know the count now, it’s many years later, I dropped FB & our former treasurer narrowly avoided prison for embezzlement

“If You Know You Know for $800, Alex…”

Penny wrassles Ella:
“Hey come roll around until you feel better it works”

Thanos, only orange & completely idiotic

Part of the bully’s entire power trip is to blatantly lie continuously when both sides already know it’s lies but daring the victim to put an actual stop to it

And there’s a push to have no more requirements for quarterly reports…? Just biannually? What could possibly go wrong

Similar. Life needs to ease up on us:
- Daughter just had more skin cancers removed
- Getting observed in her classroom today
- Dumped bf 2 weeks ago
- Took him back 2 days later

Sigh. Ready to just sit out back w dogs and get a whole lot of nothing done for just 1 day

I still have that original 45 somewhere, it came to our little radio station way back when but we didn’t use it

Hey Bank of North Dakota is launching Roughrider Coin… what could possibly go wrong unless someone decides to clean out some accounts & disappear with no trace

Neighbor works/worked at Jackson Hospital MGM which is barely hanging on. I used to be at a nonprofit clinic, need to check in on how they are doing but I expect it’s dire

So, will we see the next generation of popup urgent care places that just triage you, ship you to an ER (assuming one is anywhere near-ish) then later hit you with one gigantic bill…? Seems like TX actually passed a law to stop this at some point? predatory lenders got another big opportunity now

The Libertarian Arch take is that Arch must be free of the expectations & made-up ‘rules’ of others & social football norms like Doing All The QB Stuff Excellently Because We Want Wins - Let Arch be Arch because Freedom and stuff

NBA loves some PBJ too, they have everything humans crave: carbs, salt, fat, sugar, protein

Wrote senior term paper on Arthurian legends the night before it was due using pencil & paper (then rewriting it nicely in pen) because the typewriter would be too loud & wake up family & I would get yelled at but still made a B+

Concepts of an outline of a framework of a napkin sketch of a plan wait no it’s just a coffee ring there never mind

TWO WEEKS!

I’d already have my flying car! And a pony!