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Every NFL prospect after being asked what their new team will be getting from them:
“They about to get a dog.”
There’ll be so many dogs running around the NFL from August through February it’ll be like watching the Puppy Bowl every weekend.
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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Bart: "This is the most ashamed I've been to be American" Homer: "The most ashamed *so far*!"
Like, I dunno folks, slavery and stealing land from natives was also pretty bad.
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I can’t believe I’m still shocked by the amount of people who vote against their own interests and think the government actually cares about them as an individual. But here we are
25.02.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling a bar chart a “Skittles chart” with only two colors does not make me taste the rainbow
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