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@thechrispranger.bsky.social

I like some jigsaw puzzles, some video games, and some people.

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@grantkirkhope.bsky.social This is just your reminder that if you haven't watched Poop Cruise on Netflix yet, you still have homework from Portland Retro.

And also that it was great seeing you this weekend!

20.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be there with my vip handling team, so we'll be seeing you! ๐Ÿ˜

14.10.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sharing my family's entry into Milwaukie's community scarecrow contest. #Gengar

01.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now you're speaking my language.

29.09.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just got to sit through my favorite album ever in Fortnite and may have been crying at times, so thats neat.

28.09.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you have vertigo, all of life is in motion blur.

25.09.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you EV training? What's your nature so we know which exercises to recommend to max your stats.

24.09.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I answer the door holding onto my very activated hound next to the sign that says "No soliciting, hound will bark," you get 10 seconds before I get real snippy. I assume that's enough time to convey an important message, otherwise I assume you either can't read or are a jerk.

24.09.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a beautiful Manhandla, so I'm going with Glamhandla.

23.09.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get fit, talk shit.

22.09.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oy! That's an N64 game there! Oy oy oy!

(But also a good N64 game)๐Ÿ˜„

19.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hip ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hip
07.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I regularly listen to SNES and N64 music compilations while working and think, "Hey, why not go back and just ignore everything past these?"

06.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.09.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat ALT: bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat
02.09.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Soul Silver spotted.

31.08.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kamaeru: A Frog Refuge on Steam Foster a sanctuary for frogs and restore the biodiversity of the wetlands in Kamaeru, a cozy frog collecting game, where you take pictures of frogs, play mini-games and decorate your habitat. Hop righ...

Got this one last week, looking forward to trying it out over the long weekend. Running a frog sanctuary feels like my maximum speed right now. store.steampowered.com/app/1978150/...

31.08.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now this thread has me very interested to hear where this will lead. I certainly love both 64 and Bananza, and certainly for different reasons. Looking forward to a bigger discussion!

28.08.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The perfect gif for the perfect space pics (perfect because they're neat and you enjoyed making them and we enjoyed seeing them, true perfection).

25.08.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jail for mother!

21.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bummer times, sending the good vibes though, we'll Xenoblade when you're ready!

20.08.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But maaaan, why can't tech go all-in on the transparent colored plastic trend of late 90s/early 2000s? We weren't done with that one yet!

20.08.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tech isn't super creative, as shown by them pitching AI as "You can make AI create anything wild, like a...uh...dog in a hat!" Therefore, logically, the next tech bubble will just be a former bubble reinflated and renamed. I'm guessing the block chain comes back as, like, "break links" or something.

20.08.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am no joke exceptionally excited for this. Very cool!

20.08.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"There goes good, sweet, juicy Bailey," they all say.

19.08.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did a great cat puzzle with easy color regions, perfect for something in between more complex puzzles

18.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jasper is celebrating #InternationalCatDay the only way he knows how.

09.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posts, I can't with the popular jargon.

08.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My mom: Would your son like this?

Me: Why are you holding him like he owes you money?!

08.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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