The audacity of HMRC telling me the only way to query their incorrect tax assessment is to call, only for me to call and have them tell me “everyone is busy, goodbye” and HANG UP ON ME?

ethel cain should have been in nosferatu

This is actually just being a teacher and Jigsaw could NOT hack it.

would like to be reincarnated as the clamshell e-reader in It Follows

It sucks so hard that the right’s attempts to make the general population dumber, believe in facts less, research nothing, and make unfounded logical jumps into conspiracy theory (about everything from politics to how movies are made) have worked and we have to live alongside the results of that.

Pastel drawing of a desert cottontail in multiple colors mostly blue though

For today’s #januarty theme - blue - a little blue bunny

Desert cottontail, #pastel

"somehow, Palpatine returned" is both the apex of Star Wars being hack garbage and a summary of 2024.

I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"

reminder that im done with everything HP related, because promoting in any fashion benefits this piece of shit

The Holdovers is a great *this is what the Humanities is about* Christmas film.

Arguably one of Jimmy Carter's greatest achievement is bringing the world to the brink of eradicating the Guinea Worm.

From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.

NOSferatu is a fast and furious prequel

The Thing is a Christmas movie because technically The Thing could be Santa.

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫

Literary fan who loves Christmas songs and porridge making a to-do list for the day:
- Joyce
- Carol
- Oats

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!

Mine is the Phantom Menace and I’m including the original trilogy.

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

Here is a test for the civility on BlueSky:

A movie cannot be a Christmas movie unless Christmas plays a central mechanism in the transition of the narrative from A to B.

So Die Hard is clearly NOT a Christmas movie because Christmas changes nothing in the story.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

What I Support

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥

I wanted to be a part of the countless numbers of people embarrassing Elongated Muskrat so here I am ✌️

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?