cofruitrigus

You've been nicked!

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

i'm going to deadname prince andrew that's his biological title

arrested on his birthday because they looked at the files and saw the way he likes to party

The former Prince Andrew, now officially known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor-who-has-repeatedly-denied-any-wrongdoing

I didn’t even know misconduct in public office was a crime here 💀 You’re telling me that’s been illegal this whole time??!

misc for misc

An illustration of an elegant Galarian Rapidash with a tiny Galarian Ponyta

Happy honse year

We've no time to sit and duther
While her wuthers wuther wuth her

BBC sport headline reads, 'Voom making progress after third leg operation.'

Are Olympians allowed three legs?

To keep things fresh, the Winter Olympics should add new sports such as Ice Football and Ice Tennis to the lineup

Do people actually set personalised voicemail messages in real life?

yeah what do you think the hole’s for

Text reading "Authentic NY bagels with benefits"

I recently watched the groundhog day episode of The OC. It's about Chris Pratt thinking that Adam Brody is his soulmate after they both dreamt about otters.

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

ngl what if we just did a general strike every friday. you know, soft launch the 4 day work week...

Just called it "In The Night Manager" as if Igglepiggle's going to show up.

Space Mambo WATER / Fish / Normal • Level 4 • ATK: 1700 / DEF: 1000 A Space Mambo floating in the vast universe. This living relic was found in the ruins of a super civilization on Alphard 4.

Space Mambo

Vicco - "Nochentera" (2022)

A top 5 hit in Spain!

h/t @xiscob.bsky.social

Magical Something DARK / Spellcaster / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1800 / DEF: 1300 Each time a Spell Card is activated, place 1 Spell Counter on this card when that Spell resolves. This card's Level is increased by the number of Spell Counters on it. You can remove 3 Spell Counters from this card, then target 1 Quick-Play Spell in your GY; Set that card to your Spell & Trap Zone. You can only use this effect of "Magical Something" once per turn.

Magical Something

YouTube video by Just Fantoms Rose Suspects Shane Might be Gay - Heated Rivalry

Shane...
you're gay

youtu.be/DdFVI-AnTog

Jean Grey building herself up to telling Iceman that he's gay.

Finally watching Heated Rivalry episode 5, it's so good when Rose starts doing this

Who? Who? ministry - Wikipedia

"The Who? Who? ministry" is the nickname of the shortlived 1851 Earl of Derby Tory gov in the UK.
So called because the near deaf Duke of Wellington shouted "Who? Who?" as the list of inexperienced cabinet ministers was read out in House of Lords. Hoo hoo! #history en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%3F_...

I only celebrate one year: the Human year.

Only the Portuguese speakers are woke enough it seems

Never mind they already invented miniSD but nobody uses them.

Classic SD cards are too big, microSD are too small.

They should invent medium SD cards.

marry christmas
fuck halloween
kill thanksgiving