Lauren

"City look like they're stalling" wow it's almost like they did that the whole first half too

Not the mouth covering from the players, well done media trainers 🤣🤣🤣

Can't lie watching Walker continue to be crap is fun

And B talking to his mascot was too cute 😭

Idk why I'm even pressed, I'm ok with arsenal players not playing international matches because it means they aren't injured in them but then I do also want them to be amazing at all times

"Saka's first start under Tuchel" wow not like he was INJURED for a big chunk of the season my days

Itv already annoying me acting as if Kane is the only one in the line up tonight that would be first choice, as if Saka and probably Rice too aren't also in that category. Like fr acting like Saka was benched on the weekend rather than injured enough to not be in the squad is weird behaviour

I have 19 chapters left of the Fearless audiobook and I still have no clue how I'm going to rate this

This was me

"This game suits arsenal" IT DOESN'T SUIT THE STRESSED FANS THOUGH

I'm hiding

Honestly this is insane

How has that penalty calmed me down

I hate this match already

Do not do that.

Listen,I get it,I was an HP kid too. That shit was my first hyperfixation,it took over my whole life.But you know what I did when I found out the creator was a TERFy pos?I stopped supporting it! It’s that easy, trust me. The books really aren’t even that good. I promise you’ll find something better.

I am stressed and have convinced myself we're gonna lose 4-0 oops

Ok so plan for leg 2 is to build a human wall across the goal right

see everybody talking about rice but I also do not like B limping like that at all like pls I beg be playing it up plssss

Honestly this really is positive association at work because I now really want rice

can we take B off now pls

NO. DO NOT HOLD YOUR LEG LIKE THAT B.

Starting to think Declan Rice is the reason I've started enjoying eating rice more the last couple of years

Well that was a stressful 45 minutes

I don't like this game I'm tempted to mute it so I can't hear it but my self control is weak tbf

Glad that wasn't given tbh, it's the kind of bs penalty we normally get against us

Jeez B don't scare me like that

Lol I was chill about this but now I'm bricking it isn't sport fun

Holy shit NOW we'd better cut emissions

I'm sorry I can't hear you over Saka scoring minutes into his first match back