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Having literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate.

Brad Karp Resigns as Paul Weiss Chairman Amid Epstein Fallout

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Calling both of my senators tomorrow to encourage them to call for a no-confidence vote because of this weak nonsense. Why retire in disgrace when you can quit now?

A sad, divorced dad–looking dude striking a power pose to show he’s so very in charge

For reference

Greg Bovino looks like a dollar store version of that sad divorced dad dude they had pretending to run FEMA for like a week

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Wrong answer: you don’t get violent racists out of government with “reforms”

These are the House Democrats who voted for ICE funding this week, and if you’re on of their constituents, you should be lighting up their phones right now

Have you considered just shoving it all so far down that you’re so alienating from others, from yourself even, that the only option left is to congregate in a dank basement with the other sad fucks and beat the everloving shit out of each other?

I’m just telling you what the reporting is. If they were married, that’s a knowable thing that hasn’t been reported, but that’s not the point. The kid’s other parent died in 2023.

No, they absolutely are not. That’s not to denigrate stepparents or the caregiving they do, but anyone who works with kids knows that stepparents are not the same as parents. Kids themselves are very aware of this. Moreover, the reports are unclear about whether Maklin Good and her partner married.

Why on earth is the photo for this an image of Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse at different hearing five years ago?

So, at the most basic level of persuasion, if your first response to someone doing the right thing is to remind them of another time when they fucked up, you’ve already lost.

Love the new iOS functionality with this latest update, especially the Suddenly Nothing Functions function.

Impeachment is the only solution. And Schumer just had to go: he can’t stomach the fight, and he needs to get out of the way

You need to support impeaching him and oppose every Dem too weak or unwilling to stand up and do the same, including leadership—especially leadership

Go away. The Democrats don’t need you. The public doesn’t need you. Literally no one asked for this inanity you’re hawking.

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Rental car ➡️ Skytrain
Skytrain ➡️ TSA
TSA ➡️ Plane Train
Aeroplane ➡️ Home

I will work on this for free.

How I order my hash browns at WH

Not today, Steely Dan

Not today, Steely Dan

as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons

One thing I like about Stop & Shop is that sometimes when you buy sliced cheese, the label says, “LOL White American”

You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples.

The best scene in Jaws is when the boat guys sing a traditional sea shanty and Jaws pops out of the water and everyone is terrified but Jaws starts singing as well. There's this unspoken promise in the air that no one will eat anyone until the song ends.

They’re also used for things like TBIs and stroke, but their primary application is to detect possible dementia