olivia

Lately women are calling me "All-Day Breakfast" for reasons too complicated and salacious to detail in a social media post.

Antistrophe Landrace

half an hour late, calling me the exact minute that I said I wouldn't be free any more, only excuse a limp "I tried calling you earlier but it didn't go through :c"

I had the phone in my HAND dog you can't make this shit up.

just fyi if you promise to call me for a work thing at 11:30 and i still haven't heard from you by 11:45, I will be spending the rest of my time until lunch break imagining you getting hit by a falling piano.

you can't ever say it's hot on 40k social media because like four guys from Nocturne will jump in your mentions and be like lol get back to us when you live on a volcanic death world

somewhere out there in the grim darkness of the far future there's a bunch of peasants on maccrage pissed off at marneus calgar because of his tax policy and i think that's beautiful

a 40k lore thing i think about sometimes is how some of the space marine chapters have homeworlds, and some of those worlds have civilians, so while for most people the spare marines are this semi-mythical force spoken of in whispers there's a small subsection who know them as The Government

leaves on the big tree outside my apartment have finally turned and it looks amazing even through my curtains.

i've been a kojima hater in the past but i gotta give it to him here

meanwhile actual space marine heresy players get the saturnine terminators at the same size for a third of the price per model and they literally look more like custodes units...

good morning I'm mad about weird gaps in the Custodes model line again.

the dreadnought solution is "go buy this space marine model from horus hersey" and we have to buy special forge world versions of it for 2x the price if we want it to have "melee weapons"

YouTube video by Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul Pluribus | Official Trailer

i saw the trailer for Pluribus the other day so that was the main thing i was thinking of www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZX4...

I thought it would be funnier if I didn't explain it but I realized after a few seconds that she works at the main office of my job and I just didn't recognize her.

i will never say no to kiss reward. i'll hold you to this.

i can't even have more than like one drink every month bc of my medicine regimen but i would appreciate the thought...

lately all i want to do is jam Darktide missions so when I go out to play Netrunner after work instead today I think everyone should clap and give me a medal and buy me a drink to reward me for my sociality.

Ethan Winters?

doodle of takumi sumino holding a trophy that says '#1 most concussed guy in video games' with a big ol' bump on his noggin. in the background are images of sirei, nigou, eito, darumi, and vague shadows of other guys i forgot about who are all wielding weapons ready to bonk him but not in the fun way

very concerning

Held the door open for a random woman at the bank and she said "Thank you, Olivia!"

todd in the shadows ass bit i swear to god

can i get a waffle... can i PLEASE get a waffle??

Happy Birthday Em!!! Here's triply hoping everything goes smoothly on the accursed flight 🙏

Discovered another manga throuple that isn’t ever going to happen. But they are both in love with her.

I really hope when I get to Flowers 3 it's like "okay here are the crazy yuri moments happening with the five other transfer students we introduced but didn't name.".

jesus christ girls is this really the first thing you're going to bond over

having Erika start generational beef with this transfer student girl and then immediately showing a VN opening mostly composed of CGs of them kissing is so funny.

mentioning Nolan Batman in literally the first text box of the game Flowers is BACK baby!!!!

thinking about killing him

people who read medalist and come out of it shipping tsukasa and jun are so funny. like there's something wrong with their souls but maybe we could study them for science. jun shouldn't fuck he should be biblically smote.

This guy's also technically a kitbash since I swapped his non-spear arm with a spare from my Blade Champion. Thought I'd give this guy something special since he has the cool cape.