Lately women are calling me "All-Day Breakfast" for reasons too complicated and salacious to detail in a social media post.
29.10.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@greatgrebe.bsky.social
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Lately women are calling me "All-Day Breakfast" for reasons too complicated and salacious to detail in a social media post.
29.10.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Antistrophe Landrace
29.10.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0half an hour late, calling me the exact minute that I said I wouldn't be free any more, only excuse a limp "I tried calling you earlier but it didn't go through :c"
I had the phone in my HAND dog you can't make this shit up.
just fyi if you promise to call me for a work thing at 11:30 and i still haven't heard from you by 11:45, I will be spending the rest of my time until lunch break imagining you getting hit by a falling piano.
29.10.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0you can't ever say it's hot on 40k social media because like four guys from Nocturne will jump in your mentions and be like lol get back to us when you live on a volcanic death world
29.10.2025 14:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0somewhere out there in the grim darkness of the far future there's a bunch of peasants on maccrage pissed off at marneus calgar because of his tax policy and i think that's beautiful
29.10.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0a 40k lore thing i think about sometimes is how some of the space marine chapters have homeworlds, and some of those worlds have civilians, so while for most people the spare marines are this semi-mythical force spoken of in whispers there's a small subsection who know them as The Government
29.10.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0leaves on the big tree outside my apartment have finally turned and it looks amazing even through my curtains.
29.10.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i've been a kojima hater in the past but i gotta give it to him here
29.10.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0meanwhile actual space marine heresy players get the saturnine terminators at the same size for a third of the price per model and they literally look more like custodes units...
29.10.2025 12:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0good morning I'm mad about weird gaps in the Custodes model line again.
the dreadnought solution is "go buy this space marine model from horus hersey" and we have to buy special forge world versions of it for 2x the price if we want it to have "melee weapons"
i saw the trailer for Pluribus the other day so that was the main thing i was thinking of www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZX4...
28.10.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I thought it would be funnier if I didn't explain it but I realized after a few seconds that she works at the main office of my job and I just didn't recognize her.
28.10.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i will never say no to kiss reward. i'll hold you to this.
28.10.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i can't even have more than like one drink every month bc of my medicine regimen but i would appreciate the thought...
28.10.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lately all i want to do is jam Darktide missions so when I go out to play Netrunner after work instead today I think everyone should clap and give me a medal and buy me a drink to reward me for my sociality.
28.10.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Ethan Winters?
28.10.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0doodle of takumi sumino holding a trophy that says '#1 most concussed guy in video games' with a big ol' bump on his noggin. in the background are images of sirei, nigou, eito, darumi, and vague shadows of other guys i forgot about who are all wielding weapons ready to bonk him but not in the fun way
very concerning
27.10.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 348 ๐ 144 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0Held the door open for a random woman at the bank and she said "Thank you, Olivia!"
27.10.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0todd in the shadows ass bit i swear to god
27.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0can i get a waffle... can i PLEASE get a waffle??
27.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Birthday Em!!! Here's triply hoping everything goes smoothly on the accursed flight ๐
27.10.2025 13:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Discovered another manga throuple that isnโt ever going to happen. But they are both in love with her.
27.10.2025 02:45 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I really hope when I get to Flowers 3 it's like "okay here are the crazy yuri moments happening with the five other transfer students we introduced but didn't name.".
27.10.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0jesus christ girls is this really the first thing you're going to bond over
27.10.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0having Erika start generational beef with this transfer student girl and then immediately showing a VN opening mostly composed of CGs of them kissing is so funny.
27.10.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0mentioning Nolan Batman in literally the first text box of the game Flowers is BACK baby!!!!
27.10.2025 00:22 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0thinking about killing him
26.10.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0people who read medalist and come out of it shipping tsukasa and jun are so funny. like there's something wrong with their souls but maybe we could study them for science. jun shouldn't fuck he should be biblically smote.
26.10.2025 23:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This guy's also technically a kitbash since I swapped his non-spear arm with a spare from my Blade Champion. Thought I'd give this guy something special since he has the cool cape.
26.10.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0