Slowpoké

a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her

I hate the ADHD thing where I would sooner starve than eat something that doesn't sound good. I had taco bell for breakfast because literally nothing quick from the store sounded good and now I suffer mentally and physically.

Yunno its crazy how intelligence has made our species speed run towards mass extinction compared to literally every other era on earth. Dinosaurs really had the right idea because they had no ideas.

Silly little thing that makes me incredibly happy: being a regular at a place and they either hand you your food without needing to ask or they simply ate happy to see you and talk to you as a friend more than they would otherwise

I wouldn't call it community persay, but whatever it is is so nice

Patrol vehicle marked “FLIPPIN POLICE.”

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

Something non queer people will never fully understand is the feeling of safety and relief upon seeing a rainbow flag literally anywhere

I don’t want the 50s back, thanks. The 60s were cool though.

Ladies and gentlemen: we did it

’tis true that we are in great danger,
The greater therefore should our courage be.

the good stuff

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 45 - The Song of Jigglypuff Frame 697/2467 Caption: I am the handsome one Timestamp: 00:06:44.762

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 45 - The Song of Jigglypuff
Frame 697/2467
Caption: I am the handsome one

Timestamp: 00:06:44.762

The smell of Christmas in a scene of blue

Merry Christmas
I hope it’s peaceful 🎄
💙

Bulbasaur likes his Christmas cookie

Me: why do I have near chronic back pain?

Also me every time I sit:

Spent like 2 hours on this while I waited for my laundry to wash because the stinker (pictured) ate too fast and puked on the bed!

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illustration of power lines and a rooftop silhouetted against a cotton candy sky. a faint crescent moon in the top right corner, one single crow on the lines. snowflakes softly falling but THIS TIME the colours are RIGHT it's higher contrast! pinker! sharper! bolder! but still soft :)

an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky

Red Sprites and Andromeda over Missouri lining up perfectly with a lone tree.
Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos.
Nature is awesome.
Single image

Everyone is forgetting he is a right wing nut 💀💀💀💀💀

Just a reminder 💚

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Groceries were cheaper when community swimming pools were regularly closed due to polio.

Just saying.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

better help ad in which some guy is pissed tf off and takes it out on his poor little laptop.

this dude's computer is PISSED

Let’s set a world record and get the most liked post on Bluesky & beat twitters (X) highest liked post of 6.7 million. We got this 🙌🏽

Panel 1 August and Gustopher have just finished watching an episode of a show and they have strong opinions. Mewbert is also there. August: Wow, that episode was bad. Gustopher: THE WHOLE SHOW IS BAD! Panel 2 Gustopher: The plot makes no sense. The acting is terrible. It's a waste of time. Panel 3 August and Gustopher sit in silence. Internally, August is finds himself impressed at Gustopher's developing ability to view media a little more critically. Mewbert is unimpressed because Gustopher has his arms crossed and is not petting her. Panel 4 August: Do you want to watch another episode? Gustopher: YEAH! Let's make popcorn! And thus, Gustopher takes a concerning step towards the path of becoming an internet critic.

Bad Episode - Gator Days