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Did they know it was the Super Bowl?

That Dastardly Rabbit guy had more yards by the end of that debacle.

✨Lizard Women✨

Hope we’re awake when he dies. Like, *juuuuusst* waking up awake, though. About to go to work. On a Monday.

Because it’ll make our entire year.

The moderate position doesn’t impress us, and it shouldn’t impress you.

Fascists aren’t people.

Abolishing their organizations isn’t enough.

Arresting them isn’t enough.

Prosecuting them isn’t enough.

Imprisoning them isn’t enough.

How many times must we fail to learn this lesson?

Hey CNN, why does Scott Jennings still have a job?

We don’t even watch you guys and we know he’s a vapid piece of shit, why is he employed?

We at the Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to remind the public that if you see the four GP40-2s hauling that 16”/50 railway gun… no the fuck you didn’t and mind your fuckin’ business, asshole.

This is personal.

They know what they did.

Fandom bullshit is so easy to avoid when you don’t give a shit what the fandom thinks.

Sorry, can’t hear you, we’re too busy having hobbies and drawing porn to hear your thinly veiled misogyny and media-illiterate hot takes.

All who trust in the Grand Divide will be rained upon by the mechanical veins of the new god.

The White Mountain Electric Railway would like to point out… we exist… we’re just trying our best… we need a hug.

Killing them isn’t enough.

They need to suffer.

The same way their victims have.

Starting something as tacky as a war for oil in 2026 sure is an unconvincing way to distract from the files you’re definitely in, but go off, you dipshit.

Embrace her and finally feel happiness for the fraction of a second we have left before the dark takes us.

Hey Microsoft?

Bring it in, buddy.

The only time we’ve ever interacted with copilot is when we downloaded a tool off the internet to disable it with one click.

Fair Warning: if you start singing your shitty hymns on our flight, we’re breaking your ukulele over your head.

The big lizard wife doesn’t carry her small lizard wife, it’s more of a folds-you-into-a-ball-and-puts-you-in-my-pocket arrangement.

To the fucker that gave us a cold:

Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.

Some of you have never fucked the anxiety out of someone you love and it shows.

The Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to point out that the bromine contamination in Camden IS the fault of the Maryland Interstate, and we WILL be punishing them severely if they don’t clean up their mess this INSTANT.

In fact, it was a great idea to put our HMHF in a residential area, and anyone who disagrees is clearly a troll paid by the New Jersey & Ohio Railroad who are just jealous.

The Maryland Interstate Railway would like to point out that the elevated levels of bromine in the tap water around Camden, DE have nothing to do with the overturned bromine tanker in our Woodside Hazardous Material Handling Facility.

We miss how warm the world seemed when cities were lit by sodium lamps.

The only motherfuckers dumber than queer magats are motherfuckers who spend 100k on a fucking truck.

Live your life in such a manner that your friends draw their OC eating your OC’s pussy on a whim.

Zee2028! We’ll have a Canadian hockey team burn down the White House to cleanse it of that orange shitsmear’s influence!

dth mtl

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Having fun.

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Wow, so you’re telling Zee that Cuomo’s “Vote for me or Trump will punish you” strategy didn’t pay off? Someone fetch our fainting couch!

It’s Octaviaween!

One thing missing from this list: MN is very pretty. We rode through the state on Amtrak last winter, and even through the grime on the window it was beautiful.

“Be the bigger person!”

Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.