Congress, it's time to start an independent commission to investigate and make sense of the Epstein Files.

The American public demands answers for everyone named in the files and accountability for the victims. It's time.

How deep does this go? Why won't the DOJ do their job? Investigate them.

Wishing Ol' "Soggy buscuit" Bovino a very merry "eat a sack of dicks" this wonderful monday.

So, are none of us gonna talk about how Trump's "Board of Peace" is a way for him to consolidate power without fear of the possibly of being impeached? He's going to be the leader of this collection of powerful and nuclear capable countries even AFTER his presidency comes to an end? Are we serious?

Trump is the president for White People in Red States, and no one else..

Why not just release the Epstein files without redactions?

I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway.

We are clearly not a nation of laws

Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.

Average gay friend group

I hope the afterlife has player aggression based matchmaking.

Oooooohhhhhh, so THIS is what they meant by "A War on Christmas"

@pearlmania500.bsky.social I need you to get on your boys @thedollop.bsky.social to release a Christmas week episode. There was too much going on over the week for there to NOT be a chollop released.

I think my problem in life is that I don't have to confidence to do sometime well out of my realm of expertise like the Trump administration. They're determination to achieve would be admirable and downright inspiring if it wasn't also, you know, destroying the country from the inside out.

"Deserves" in this sentence truly is the key word.

Hey, it's been a couple days. Hope you've been well. You happen to take another look at those released files? I think you'll find some PRETTY interesting new details.

2 thoughts I have with the Epstein flight logs:

1) there are so many areas that look like they've edited out with white lines, that it leads mr to believe that certain people have been to that island more than the flight logs actually let on.

2) what are you doing on that island, Doug?

Sure pal, he just went to the island for the surf and dental work.

I mean, sure, but if you bought one before the Elon-mageddon, what else can you do? They don't sell, and it may be your only car.

Don't get me wrong, it's fuck Elon all day, but sometimes you do have to take car model, manufacturing, and someone's current financial situation before demonizing them

Just listened to Tay Zonday's "chocolate rain" for the first time in decades, and actually paid attention to the lyrics this time. It's the colored man's equivalent to "We didn't start the fire" prove me wrong.

Do cocaine out of a soda bottle - call it a "Blow Pop"

As if being ambiguously centrist isn't what got the Democratic party into it's current mess in the first place.

I'm listening to an upbeat house cover to "Zombies." Did we really gentrify "The Cranberries?" Truly, nothing is sacred.

Huh, that explains why the GOP wasn't concerned with it. Nothing to shrink.

God I can't wait for the chollop episode that comes out for the predicament we find ourselves in today.

@daveanthony.bsky.social @thedollop.bsky.social

The mayor of Halloween Town in the biggest cuck I've ever seen. How you gonna let the king of the PUMPKIN PATCH, aka the town's best farmer, overstep you, the elected official, in authority?

If I... err... someone were to, say, jump off a building to their imminent demise, would their S/O be able to collect on their life insurance policy if they were named? Asking for a friend.

It's barreling towards us at well over 72,500 mph and it still couldn't get here fast enough, at this point.

Does anyone ghost-ride the whip anymore? It's like a dying form of art.

Had a drive by shooting happen right outside of my apartment at 3 am this morning. I know I should be more concerned with the dafter and wellbeing of myself and my neighbors, but all I can think about is how my rent is about to drop due to property value.

It's fascinating to see how many people suddenly care about their neighbors when their own life starts crashing down in front of them. But hey, it was probably something in the water that made them change.

I judt bought a brand new gaming laptop, a device specifically designed to run game at high quality... why the FUCK did it Microsoft Teams pop up the moment I started it up.