splat splatterson

Anyway I canceled nitro, ya'll should do the same

tf sequence but at the end they look the exact same as before

using the lovense remote app to control my dentist's drill and fucking up my root canal

I hadn’t considered no. 1 crate having pronouns. Maybe I’m a bad person

comfy fox

Jesus Christ man. Fuck ICE a billion times over

i don't know how to make sure my friends know i love them. i feel like i seem really like. idk how to wxplain it nevermind !!!

there is nobody more angry than a guy insisting he isn't angry while typing with perfect grammar

Count Dooku from one of those hilarious "behind the movie" star wars books that breaks down the design and philosophy of characters and tech but it's pointing at his eyes going "Count's gaze immobilizes weak minded individuals"

YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED

REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS

Look at this YouTube ad I got today I am fucking speechless

this might be the best post on bluesky

how do i make friends that are other trans women. Is it even possible

next pokémon game needs a fat lady in it somewhere. especially when they already have characters like melony or katy where their designs could be drastically improved via making them fat

the only real purpose the mii fighters serve in smash bros is to imagine yourself making out with all the girl characters while you have a badass arm cannon

normalposting on my normal account

i don't know what rym is but i agree!

kagura and osaka 6 7

jesus christ my sense of time is so bad. it was two days ago

i posted something on my alt that really isn't nsfw enough to be on there but i'm also pretty sure it's too suggestive to go on main. and also i posted it four days ago (around that?) so it would be weird to post it here now for like Two likes if that. social media is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a rabbit minion screaming in agony as it burns to death

the underlevelled hm pokémon when you send it in against a gym leader's ace so you can heal another team member

i donmt know what this means but you have no corn in you at all. you aren't even a ball .they. they're wrong. they,re wrong!!! (Crying blood) THEY'RE LYING ABOUT YOU

wgat's it called when every time you try to talk to somebody they don't respond even though they're online for HOURS and every time you apologize because you think you're annoying them they completely ignore you. but they also talk to you sometimes and are always nice. but never address any of that

i'm annoying and somebody should kill me

whats the point of having an alt if i don't even get interactions on my main. i could post a picture of me butt naked humping the hollywood sign and leave it up for two years and then delete it and it would be lost media because NOBODY saw the post in those two years

i have no idea how to post funny!!!! Fuck!!!!! I swear i'm very funny

i have to re-learn how to draw i'm so tired of not being able to. but every time i draw something i consider hurting myself. What the FUCK!!!!!

there are always things happening in my brain and half of them are things i don't want

being a trans woman fucking sucks i hate trying to use tumblr i hate all the fucking discourse