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Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast. Loves filmmaking and general silliness Currently in Jämtland, Sweden. I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.

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Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)
YouTube video by YesBacon Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)

"Nghyyyaaaahhhl... Blrrrmpfh. L'egg!"

youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ?...

18.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sommething something something correlation =! causation

18.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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1890s Perfect Pointer Pencil Sharpener
YouTube video by Rescue & Restore Shorts 1890s Perfect Pointer Pencil Sharpener

Latest rabbithole the Youtube algorithm is leading me down?

Antique pencil sharpeners.

youtube.com/shorts/f56pp...

17.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going tonight. Having hope, high hopes. :D

15.11.2025 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“The west part of the island was beautiful. Until it drifted off.”

“Drifted off?”

“Yes, there was a storm and it just came loose. Now, we don’t have a west side. Just north, south, and east.”

“The west part of the island was beautiful. Until it drifted off.” “Drifted off?” “Yes, there was a storm and it just came loose. Now, we don’t have a west side. Just north, south, and east.”

Saw on the news that big bits of Ireland is in danger of being eroded to the sea... And all my brain can think of is ye ole quote.

14.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

8bit is 1-256. assuming counting from 1

256^3 = 16 777 216

16 777 216 / 24 = 699 040 seconds and 16 frames assuming 24 fps video.

To make a movie where you show all colors of 8bit rgb one per frame, you then need a runtime of 194 hours 10 min 5 sec and 8 frames

Could be rounding errors there..

14.11.2025 09:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, but.. what manner of fish do they even expect to catch with these??

10.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What am I watching?

09.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oxford or no, I am very intrigued to know more about that movie.

09.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like the guy who goes out drinking, orders 10 shots for himself. Pours out the first and the last, when asked, he replies... "First one always tastes horrible, last one gives you the headaches."

09.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When someone gets a bonus that equals the DoD budget, The naive part of me starts to wonder... When does the trickle down thing start?

09.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People still watch TV?

08.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Though... 3*0 still equals 0. :)

08.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I, uh, am confused. What does the term mean?

08.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Real life is turning more and more into a Kojima game...

07.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Huh?! What was that noise?!

07.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A favourite technique of ol Quentin T

07.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of three subsequent emails from Netflix. 

First (20:35) is a reminder that Frankenstein is available to stream today. 

Second (21:03) is a "Welcome back to Netflix"

Third (21:11) is a "We're sorry to say goodbye"

Screenshot of three subsequent emails from Netflix. First (20:35) is a reminder that Frankenstein is available to stream today. Second (21:03) is a "Welcome back to Netflix" Third (21:11) is a "We're sorry to say goodbye"

This is what todays streaming market has driven me to.

I see something I want to see. I sign up, and I immediately cancel.

I do not want forgotten subscriptions to just leach my bank account.

07.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why is it that so often that a simple innocent want in the free and open OS world ends with

"you shouldn't want to do that"?

www.reddit.com/r/Fedora/com...

07.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you haven't already, do yourself a treat, and start watching Senritsu Kaiki File KOWASUGI!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

02.11.2025 07:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That whole series is such a wild ride!

Koji Shiraishi is the master of fake docu horror. :D

02.11.2025 07:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As I recently revived an SSD that has tens of thousands of sound effects.. I wonder. Is there really no FOSS tool for organizing sound clips like these? So I can just go through them one by one and tag them with multiple tags so it's easy to find footstep in high heels in semidry mud?

02.11.2025 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find it a bit ironic, that I moved away from Windows because of how much it pushed AI-tools on me. Now I'm on Linux... and I find myself unable to do most basic stuff, Like installing apps... without conversing with AI tools. Is that progress?

01.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
David Lynch weird interview for french TV 2002
YouTube video by NafouteVHS David Lynch weird interview for french TV 2002

It's Halloween , and I want to remind people of that one time a french TV crew got Lynch to talk about his music project.

"PASCAL! PASCAL!"

youtu.be/kgl5KDSm5v4

31.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mere days after switching from Rocky Linux to Fedora 42, I get a notification that Fedora 43 is available.

I am cautious... Will Resolve work in this new shiny promised environment?

Anyone out there that already tried?

31.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of Letterboxd reviews of each episode of #StarWarsVisions

Screenshot of Letterboxd reviews of each episode of #StarWarsVisions

So, verdicts.

- One, amazing.
- One really friggin good.
- Rest, mostly rehashed concepts without real... uh... vision,
- One that I would strongly suspect was made by AI, but I've seen Polygon Pictures things before. I just don't think they watch anything outside of their own output.

31.10.2025 08:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"before it's too late."

I do wish it was.

31.10.2025 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Consider also, that with the low film sensitivity, and filming favoured deep focus, these dark moody scenes were probably filmed in blinding daylight.

30.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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