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Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

Sometimes I wonder how I’m still an incel.

Bracknell News: Fire engine spotted in busy area of Bracknell Image shows a fire engine in the middle distance, in Bracknell.

This is the entire story. Someone saw a fire engine. In Bracknell.

So Ghosts of Mars is still the best Mars related film Ice Cube has been in. So far.

four of Gorey's Weird Little Guys stacked atop one another reaching for a "

'Figbash after a quote . . . '
Edward Gorey

It was nice meeting you too.

Looks dangerously like Su Pollard to the right.

Someone burgled my house and the police said they couldn't send anyone so I told them the burglar was wearing a Palestine Action t-shirt. Three minutes later, a riot van and five police cars were outside my door 👍

BREAKING: Heroic police officers have saved the public from a terrifying terrorist who is blind and disabled but has opinions the government dislikes. I can only assume these officers will be given medals for their bravery x

Nice glass of benilyn to start the evening.

I need to illegally download every Disney film so I can learn to create my own Disney film only shitter.

What would be your subject?

Pat Nevin dressed to impress on a park bench by a football pitch, 1985.

Pat Nevin that time he almost signed for Creation…

“The left needs to appeal to young men.” Well, start by not taking away their mall katanas and ninja throwing stars

I don’t like to boast but I was there when we beat Hartlepool away in the second round of the FA Cup.
It was a Friday night in December and fucking freezing.

I remember him. I like these characters that used to proliferate in football.

This is so funny, she's great.

Hello everyone, I am here after four days of internet outage. I send my greetings to everyone. I am fine, my son, and my family are trying to stay alive despite the difficult life and death that is present everywhere. I hope you can help me.❤️‍🩹🙏😍🤲🏻
@mommunism.bsky.social

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I’m going to make an effort to go to Blyth Spartans this season. I used to go with my dad but he’s not been able to go for a few years now.
I should make the effort, they’ve gone to shit since I stopped going regularly.

Someone knocked on the door this morning at about 8 but everyone was in bed so we ignored it.
Got up and someone had pushed a partly eaten Belvita bar through the letterbox.
We’re currently drawing up a list of suspects.

Do you ever go to the games?

Screenshot of an op-ed piece in the Scotsman: NHS Fife: You have to trust the journalists reporting on the Sandie Peggie v Dr Beth Upton case Disinformation spreads so fast on social media - the journalists on the ground need to be the ones people trust.

Fuck the Scotsman. If you care at all about trans and NB people and you’re working there, you don’t. Simple as that now.

Nothing like proving his entire fucking point for him.

I miss running out of cash and having to go to the cash machine and nervously checking my balance before withdrawing more beer money.

Do two of them recommend being born into the right kind of family?

School 'thankful' after hot air balloon crashes into roof One witness said it 'looked like the people were going to fall out'

It's the school kids I feel sorry for. A balloon crashing into school is the sort of thing you'd remember your whole life and it happens during the summer break.

What a waste.

Robert DeNiro about to drop the hottest EDM album of 2006

What’s this about?

Screenshot from UEFA’s Twitter account: Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.

Important context: HE WAS MURDERED BY ISRAELI FORCES WHILE WAITING FOR AID. Fuck UEFA.

Lol