Not rich auntie✌🏾😘

Wearing 4 pairs of underwear to have a good year and man is it riding😂 happy new year though 😂

Still trying to figure out my pant size. Bought a size 9 way too big, size 7 too big, another 7 too small. Like wtf… am I a 5 or a 7😭 I have huge thighs and a smaller waist is the problem

Just tracked ups down so I can get my package 😂😂 I wasn’t gonna be home and they were taking forever!

I brought a couch upstairs by myself and I’m tempted to see how much more I can take upstairs alone 😂😂 I have two more couches downstairs but they’re supposed to stay down here lol

I’ve been sneezing and had a runny nose all day. I took Allegra and Sudafed 4 hours ago and nothing. I took an extra strength Benadryl 20 minutes ago an my symptoms stopped. I may be knocked out until lunch tomorrow but at least I can breathe through my nose😂

My stuff came in!!!

I leave on Thursday for my birthday trip and I ordered everything from fashion nova last week and it’s supposed to be delivered today yet ups hasn’t even scanned it yet. I’m screwed 😭

My sister has me so stressed I can’t even eat. Like I wish her husband would cease to exist. He is the worst human to ever be birthed and Donald frump still exists that’s how terrible he is.

On the paternity show?! Yes😭

I’m so heart broken, one of my cheerleaders moms shot her and her 3 siblings. 2 of her siblings didn’t make it. The cheerleader is stable now but in foster care 😭 my heart hurts for her and the journey she is going to have to go on😭

Figured out what grass I’m allergic to 😂

Yall missed me though???

No one should lose their job over making a post about the evil that died. What happened to the first amendment???

Can yall please wrap it up about that evil man… the day of was enough I don’t want to keep seeing these posts.

Getting food poisoning and then a speeding ticket around the corner from your house because you were trying to get there before wasting yourself is exactly how my life is going. Mind you just on Friday I had 7 nails in my tire from driving on the express way.

I’ve been up since 5 am because I went to the gym and now it’s 1 AM and I can’t fall asleep yet I have to get up for the gym again in 4 hours 😭

Avocado, steak and egg toast for dinner 😭😭 I swear this stuff makes no sense how good it is😭

I made carne asada tacos yesterday and then made them into nachos today with homemade nacho chips😭😭 everything I made was from scratch and I’m really just in awe of my skills lol

I posted on Twitter yesterday then got off. Haven’t been on today at all. Then I got an email saying my email was changed on Twitter… how tf did that happen?! I hope I didn’t lose my Twitter 😭 I’ve had it since before my mommy died 16 years ago!

I was so against spending $160 on a pair of sneakers until I got some on cloud shoes and honestly these are the best shoes I’ve ever had. I put my adidas back on today and needless to say I’m buying more on shoes.

All these people drowning is making me want to take survival swim classes because I know the water going over my head makes me anxious…

I love sleeping diagonally in my bed lol Idk why taking up the whole bed is just so much fun lol

I hate when parents bring their child early and I especially hate it when it’s the worst kid… if yall heard my practice I’m yelling this girls name the whole time to focus and stop playing.

I made enchiladas and Mexican rice and this is exactly why my weight keeps fluctuating. There’s no reason this food should be this good😭

My uber is pissing me off sitting in traffic instead of going around the traffic… like bro we’ve spent 15 minutes waiting for this exit when he could’ve went around that’s why it’s bad everyone is cutting us off

Hallucinations or POV

Ummm it was water bottles, they recalled the water bottles as well. It states the water bottles after using things other than water like pop and juice caused the lid to forcefully eject.

Idk I do feel extra boujie sitting in first class. And I’m just going to Kentucky 😂

Nothing worse than taking a nap and still being exhausted.

I love being the first appointment at the doctors office and still having to wait forever….