Will McKay

Hockey is crazy

USA #1 baby

USC went on a renaming spree a few years ago and I *believe* all the buildings named after eugenicists got new names

Give Michael Dickson the mvp

Fuck yeah Uchenna that's my fucking guy

Get Kenneth Walker a touchdown. He's carried this offense on his back get him one

Don’t worry man I’m sure nobody saw you get your shit rocked by Sam Darnold

Sam Darnold my goat

Banjo Three-ie

Lucy totally won't pull the football this time bro. She'll let me kick it for sure don't worry. I know but this time will be different she's going to hold the football there and I'm going to kick it

previews for commercials is crazy. And I'm not talking about teasers for movie trailers. Those are fine. But previews for a pepsi ad is fucked up

I guess the jokes on me though because the political ads never actually stopped

This is like when I was waiting for the election to be over so I would stop seeing political ads on sports broadcasts. Because yeah despite lighting money on fire they're still buy ad space during the nfl and college football playoffs

once they made the scrollable video feed it was inevitable. you make slop tok because you want to sell ads on slop tok

Is this the greatest video ever? No. But it's a pretty good shit post. And it has real heart in it. A human being spent hours cutting this together.

And now we live in a world where many of the shit posts will have no soul.

Anyway that comment bummed me out

YouTube video by skim a cube Konglelujah (DK Rap + Hallelujah)

Random video popped up on my YouTube home page and I was like huh this looks funny

youtu.be/9bSxOhoM9pE?...

And there's a comment on it that says "this is pre ai. Treasure it"

And like, yeah. Someone made the decisions here about how to cut the words, how to match it up to the instrumental.

Finally we can automate out the notoriously hard to find and expensive ideas guys

New idea the Honolulu chargers

We don't want them in LA and this would help the NFL on its quest for world domination

Win win

Nfl needs to play a wild card game that kicks at 7:30 west coast. Afc west after dark or something.

Make the chargers play at midnight in Hawaii

I've seen enough, Indiana football possesses the mandate of heaven

Pluribus is just the Borg but autistic send tweet

I've only watched the first 5 episodes no spoilers

Screen shot of a fantasy football lineup. On the bench, so not earning points for the week in the championship game for the league, are Jacory Croskey-Merritt and Zach Charbonnet. JCM scored 23.5 points (a lot, 12 more than he was projected to) and Charb has so far scored 17.6 (also a lot, 6 more than he was projected to) with half the 4th quarter to go But because I had these players on the bench none of these points count.

Bruh

Star Trek is a fantasy show about working in an office where all your coworkers are likeable and competent

Love when people tell me about conversations with their imaginary friend who lives in the computer

If the pixel 3 kept getting security updates I'd still be using mine

What a great culture win for USC (seriously)

www.splitzoneduo.com/p/week-12-hu...

Fuck ICE.

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TOTAL
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Maybe the stress will just kill him. One can dream

espn tiny desk is funny

31 year old man learns that he really likes chai. More at 11