Stella ✨

i think i chose deep impact to watch at the theater and then just never watched it lol. but yes, lets.

also that i’m stupidly chronically online, cause my roommate just told me she liked amy schumer and ngl i thought everyone hated her.

today i realized that i have never seen armageddon

this is where i’m sad about baseball tonight

ok since jack is getting the L, i need the mariners to finish this series tomorrow.

okay i need everyone to know the tigers suck as a whole and not just jack

tommycakes just throwing changeups and striking guys out will never not be hilarious

im so sad 😭

they are going to destroy him

FUUUUUUCK

YOU FUCKING BLAND MAN

KEITH PLEASE

i’ve been begging the tigers to invest on some trained squirrels all season long

i have many things to say about this but you guys already know

they aren’t even trying and they will leave him out to be crucified

THEY ARENT EVEN TRYING TO

MY FUCKING GOD

UGH DINGLER FFS

i did my hair before flying today and all the curls are already down ☹️

ok currently in my room before the cocktail tonight so LETS FUCKING GO JACK

im currently eating with my bosses and people from one of the hospitals and i cant be insane about the game 😭

tijuana is so ugly lmao

yes, it’s why they always go “but she was so pretty” when an actress/singer gets cheated on. truly something reserved (and deserved) for the uglies in their opinion

D for a Jack win

he hates us so much lol

stretch your legs to the other side fucker!!

the row behind me only has one person in it, sitting right behind me trying to massage my back with their fucking knees. jfc.

i usually agree with the sentiment but i could have finished my coffee lol.

usually same but this is a national flight and i’m not checking a bag. i could have gotten here a bit later since my airport is small lol.

got to the airport way too fucking early it seems.