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Cassandra Brysann

@cassandra-brysann.bsky.social

Average blue human. Unemployed artist otherwise gainfully employed. Still think Iโ€™m funny even though Iโ€™ve been proven wrong once or twice๐Ÿ˜† DM equals a BLOCK

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Post image 07.05.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tesla revenue down 71% and the dumbest among us are still buying the stock.

23.04.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1174    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

09.04.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87791    ๐Ÿ” 16173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3088    ๐Ÿ“Œ 824

This one should be an award winner

05.04.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23512    ๐Ÿ” 4230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 391    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
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Was watching the Big Bang Theory and found a new book

05.04.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where are the Russian tariffs?

03.04.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24167    ๐Ÿ” 4867    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1402    ๐Ÿ“Œ 274
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?

03.04.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35848    ๐Ÿ” 13167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1256    ๐Ÿ“Œ 654
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Gotta love the French! ๐Ÿ˜Žโค๏ธโœจ

02.04.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14520    ๐Ÿ” 4122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 633    ๐Ÿ“Œ 392
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Keep fighting the good fight.

02.04.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If people are being disappeared in the middle of the night, you are in Russia whether you know it or not.

31.03.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD Iโ€™VE BEEN HACKED

30.03.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16907    ๐Ÿ” 3124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 541    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

Yes!!!!! โšพ๏ธ

28.03.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

26.03.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56617    ๐Ÿ” 21418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2001    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1370

We are now in the Nazi part of the story where we have to hide all of the โ€œAnne Franks!โ€

27.03.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.03.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 882    ๐Ÿ” 333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Dear Greenland,
I donโ€™t want to meet them either.

27.03.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump cannot cancel the 2026 elections. But he can make it very difficult for them to be free and fair. His executive order is aimed at doing just that.

Here is my promise: We are going to sue to stop him and we will win.

27.03.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14430    ๐Ÿ” 4021    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 387    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

Trashing Democrats is why we lose elections. I hate purity tests. We are all fighting on the same side against the facist takeover of America.

25.03.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bravo to @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social for his bravery and journalistic integrity.

26.03.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35310    ๐Ÿ” 6299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 566    ๐Ÿ“Œ 234

Zero accountability and nobody is going to sack him. This is America now. Criminals, sex pests, drunks and clowns. Thatโ€™s your government.

25.03.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16712    ๐Ÿ” 3551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 532    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208
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Top Trump officials accidentally shared war plans with media Hegseth reportedly assured chat participants that โ€œwe are currently clean on OPSECโ€ despite the accidental inclusion of a journalist.

But her emails ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

24.03.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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White House Wants to Recruit Corporate Sponsors for Easter Egg Roll The White House has moved to turn its Easter Egg Roll, a tradition that stretches back to Rutherford B. Hayes, into a chance to showcase brands.
24.03.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Xavier transitioned and became Vivian Jenna Wilson. She is alive and well and lives in Japan.

No loving parent would ever write such a disgusting thing as this, and it speaks volumes.

23.03.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30262    ๐Ÿ” 6581    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1883    ๐Ÿ“Œ 667
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๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽฏ

22.03.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

They HAVE to do something to stop this.

20.03.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is never going to make it 4 years spiraling downward like that.

16.03.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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