That Theo

This is incredible

A young man wearing a white shirt, open to reveal his chest. Carefully pinned to it are two branches of orange blossom, with open flowers. His eyes are closed, allowing himself to be carried away by the gentle scent of the flowers and the incense that surrounds him.

To breathe again. Smells like orange blossom and incense. #art #oc

how I feel since 2016 or so

🔆

Open the schools

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

Yeah hets that's what it feels like.

Ok Chili’s, go off

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

A 2-panel comic Panel 1) Henry is looking up at Rachael. He is covered in stickers. There are stickers all over the wall behind him. There are stickers in front of him yet to be stuck. Henry: Mummy, we need more stickers. Panel 2) Rachael is looking back at Henry. She is also covered in stickers. Rachael: Henry I disagree.

NAP COMIX! #296

Yay a funny one

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Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times. Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman: We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves

7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.

skyrim screenshot where the stormcloak soldier about to be beheaded says “bi girls are liking my posts, imperials. can you say the same?”

Anxiety Wolf

Got damn

watercolor painting of red blood cells

And I'll just plug these watercolor blood cells again because they are so beautiful #sciart artologica.etsy.com/listing/4327...

I used to eat premade cherry pie filling directly from the can with a spoon. Whole can. One sitting.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a suit points to the Venus de Milo, and says: "This is obscene, it has no place in a god-fearing society. We're gonna make it more appropriate." Panel 2: The Venus de Milo's breasts are covered by a Fanduel t-shirt

this is a comic about obscenity

My favourite thing to do in Nightreign is finding ways to use the Recluse's wildly impractical orbital laser strike

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

my girlfriend reading this post: why does this kinda work to the tune of hallelujah

i just want people with an avatar that’s an animal or a cartoon or a famous person to know that that’s still what i think you look like

Finished the Maellum recently for my future Maelle cosplay 💪

I love Expedition 33 so much and have been obsessed with since it’s release. I’m still tempted to make Gustave’s & Verso’s base weapons as well ☺️
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#clairobscurexpedition33 #cosplay #prop #expedition33 #maelle #Maellum #replica

I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

For the sake of comparison, 9% of Americans approve of the Black Plague.

"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut up. I asked Anubis and he has measured your soul against the the feather of ma'at and found your soul lacking, sentencing you to be devoured by ammit

Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

lol take my money