That Theo

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

jd vance booed ASMR

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

NOOOOO

Moira rose from schitt’s creek saying “never let the bsdtardd get you down” im so sad

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a person is running aside a bicycle, assisting the rider by holding the handlebars. The person says “you got this! Don’t stop pedaling!” Panel 2: the bicycle rider continues riding solo down a forest trail. The person is behind them, holding their arms up in celebration. “Keep going!” Panel 3: an eldritch horror in a cloak rides confidently on the bicycle. It’s says “I’m doing it!!”

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"

SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen shit.

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

We see two house sparrows drinking out of a puddle. The male says to the female: "Good puddle!" to which she replies "I love you but you have low standards". Pigeons arrive in the background, the female says "Ope! Here comes the herd" There is a long horizontal frame of the two sparrows in the midst of a bunch of pigeons cooing around them. The male then says "gentle giants" the female agrees "mhm" and then says "coo" and the male responds "haha. coo!"

Coo coo

Phoenix, your saviour complex is showing.
#aceattorney

Soap suds on a brown porch that look a little like a serene and melancholy face.

Them: How are things?
Me:

"Dagnabbit! Darn ice ghost's back again."

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rat mail!!

"WHEELS & ROSES" PILOT OUT NOW!!! 🥹🌹✨🛼🔥

FULL PILOT SHORT ON YOUTUBE:
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OUR QUEER MAGICAL GIRLS ON SKATES ARE FINALLY HERE 🥹🌹🌹

Disabled friend doesn’t particularly want your Not-Covid either Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.  In a statement released today, your disabled…

Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.

markovchaingang on tumblr: men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

A four-panel comic. In panel one, a female northern cardinal and winter plumage american goldfinch are sitting at a bird feeder in a grey landscape. The cardinal says "These seeds are delicious." The goldfinch replies "Mmm-hmm." In panel 2, there's a close up of the birds at the feeder, and the cardinal says "It was nice of the human to put up this feeder." The goldfinch says "Sure was." In panel 3, the cardinal says "We should return the favor." The goldfinch says "Great idea." In panel 4, there's a pullback shot of the bird feeder, and a human is staring at it and also at a large stick next to it with a pink-iced donut at the end of it.

why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.