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Vancouver Whitecaps looked at Inter Milan's Champions League final performance and said "hold my beer.”

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Watching Chelsea, Spurs, Newcastle, and Palace all win a trophy this season. #AVFC

Shouldn’t be speechless at all of this but I am. #AVFC

Just watched Stop Making Sense for (somehow) the first time. What a delightful way to spend an hour and a half.

Sunderland, what a finish! (Both the goal and the moment)

Thrilled for Palace tbh. The post-game scenes are genuinely moving.

And fair fucks to that team. Turned up at Wembley against Villa, said “we’re going to win this game,” and did it.

Turned up at Wembley in the final against City, said “we’re going to win this trophy,” and did it.

Forgot about this and all 😊

The long weekend vibes are real right now.

Villa doing the business, Guinness in the glass, bet for the game cashed, weekend of sport and Eurovision on tap, and Pulp tickets in the bank.

Cheers 🍻

It’s very evident that Villa are absolutely exhausted.

Big win. All we can do is try to grind out wins and see where it leaves us at the end of this all. #AVFC

Wolves, guys, just put one in the bloody net

The 2025 Vancouver Whitecaps need to be studied. Absolutely and genuinely extraordinary. #VWFC

You don’t always get what you deserve in football, but you usually do. Villa have in the last eight days, in all three games they’ve played. #AVFC

Two ridiculous turnovers for the pair of goals. We’ve been swatted like a fly here. Failed the exam dismally. #AVFC

Everyone‘s been all “do you want to bet against us?” for the last month.

One defeat at a place where we always lose and it’s suddenly all over?

Don’t think so. #AVFC

Yeah, no doubt about that

BUT

I will concede that was an absolute roundhouse kick to the danglers

Villa’s Champions League push is nowhere near over btw. Not even close. Everyone loves an overreaction. #AVFC

I prefer your post to mine. I officially withdraw mine from consideration

For what is certainly not the first time this season, Emi Martínez really should not be conceding there. #AVFC

HUGE wave of nerves just hit.

Massive, massive game when it comes to determining the way our season ends.

City away doesn’t feel like an automatic will-surely-lose anymore, which makes me even more nervous. There’s nothing like believing you CAN win a big game to get the butterflies going. #AVFC

Incredible how Villa have paced themselves perfectly this season. Hit our stride at exactly the right time a few weeks back.

It’s given what was already a very, very special season a big chance of turning into something truly historic and genuinely glorious. #AVFC

Ollie Watkins is officially Up For This One.

Wants to not only equal #AVFC’s Premier League scoring record (now done ✅) but make it his and his alone today.

Do I support Barnsley now? I think I support Barnsley now. #AVFC

I’m glad United finally got to have some fun this season. It’s cute

Refuse to be drawn into “what could have been?” for Villa in this Champions League run.

Let’s talk about what *was*.

Fucking quarter-finalists. QF goals from the captain we signed while in the Championship and two others players we signed *from* the Championship.

Out of this world. #AVFC

What the fuck am I watching

Too busy with my career as a motivational speaker

All we have to do is score twice more than PSG and let Emi Martínez do the rest. Piece of piss. #AVFC

Remember how bad the drop-off in quality between Villa’s starting XI and bench always used to be?

Today, Ollie Watkins and Donyell Malen both scored within 13 minutes of coming on. #AVFC