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Every city is walkable if you don't mind being run over

Hello everyone! We have an offer for 300,000 N95 masks, most of which expire at the end of July. 😷

If there are any mutual aid groups interested in these, please DM us your email and we will send you more information.

If you’ve got a baby on board, why do you drive like that

Nate Silver: "Thinking ChatGPT is useless is midwit. It's a magic box that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh."

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.

The Tesla Teratoma ™️

Elon Musk is like if one of those tumors with teeth and hair was incubated for 40 years

A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

Los Angeles January 2025

Covid is just the flu. Like a heart attack is just chest pains and like a pulmonary embolism is just a cough. And like a brain tumor is just a headache. And like

Nosferatu is a Christmas movie

I could fix him

Luigi Mangione is single-handedly bringing back oversized belted jumpsuits

Oh yes we spend several hundred dollars a year on our forgetfulness. You’re welcome, Baltimore

When everyone on the block remembers to move their car for street cleaning

Is there a competition today for who is the least self aware or are y’all just like this

At this point I’m convinced my therapist should be supreme ruler of the planet

There is a basic instinct comic that came out I’ve been saying this for years

🎶 Let’s take the drone before us and sing a chorus or two🎶

In November 2023 I thought seeing Khaled Nabhan hold little Reem, her tiny, lifeless form, killed with our tax dollars, would change the world’s heart. But a year later, he’s gone too. And nothing has changed. #soulofmysoul

They killed him.
The whole world knew him was an icon of patience when he said Spirit Spirit 💔💔💔

Landlord put chemical finish on the floors in the apartment below us, now our apartment smells like what can only be described as “til the room stink” but about the Tin Man

God only gives his worst tummy aches to his hottest soldiers

1960: I bet by 2024 we’ll have flying cars
2024: you need 7 different machines to function daily and they all have different charging cords because fuck you

When I was a child at a diner I would always take handfuls of mini Smuckers and butters because you can never kill the human foraging instinct

Conspirators love Christmas time most of all because they can conspire by the fire instead of just conspiring in regular places.

NARRATOR: She would be pissed for the next 16 years.

People will freely admit that Mitt Romney looks pretty moderate these days and in the same breath deny the shifting of the Overton Window

Call me Luigi Mangione the way I have DDDs