Brad 🍞

I’m sure that’s not all that was buzzing tonight 👀 and god that was hot 🥵

Happy Sunday 😍🥵🫠 and god I hope you can get that need fulfilled at some point today since you deserve it 💜

Just play Magic all day. That’ll keep your hands above the table 😂 hopefully what you need to get done doesn’t take too long so you can fulfill what your brain wants 😇

Godspeed with that 🫡 keep us updated on how well that goes 😂

You’re welcome! I haven’t had a chance to make someone squirt yet but I really want to someday 😋

Holy shit 🤤🫠 god that’s so fucking hot and it loops so perfectly. Happy for you that you got to enjoy it 😋

I really didn’t want to leave my bed this morning either, but sadly I didn’t have anything keeping me there 😔 could definitely watch this on loop for a long time 😍🥵 loving the fingernails too and I’m glad to read you got railed after since you definitely deserved it 😇

Just wanna drown right now 😩 it’s been a year and a half now and I’m going crazy

Boy am I glad I checked Bluesky tonight 😍🤤🫠🥵

Apparently you did lol

Just put an application in for a fully remote entry level actuarial position. So any good vibes/thoughts/prayers would be greatly appreciated! 💜

Bread, milk, and eggs?

Was going through the graphs for the Flyers on @hockeyviz.com and noticed Ersson currently averages over 60m of ice time a game lol makes me wonder if goalie has ever averaged over 60m for a season

Was trying to remember what page the current scores for @hockeyviz.com ‘s contest were on to see how I was doing. I found it and somewhat wish I hadn’t 😂😂😂 38 of 38 currently. I suppose that’s what I get for doing it the day before

Thanks! 🥰💜 you’re the best! And who you calling old? 😂

2^2*3^2

Never would’ve thought I’d see the season the Flyers are this good at shootouts lol

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

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Flyers score 69 seconds in

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9 of 10 games and 11 points so I am now at the point of being surprised!

I am now cautiously optimistic about the season?

8 of 10 games played and they’re at 9 points so I’m very happy and verging on surprised now 😂

I saw that and was cracking up

San Jose Barracuda getting spicy 🥵

Good god that Zegras pass to setup Coots for the game winner against Florida. I can watch that all season. 2 points against Florida is excellent!

I’m so glad the IBX patch on the home jerseys is white this year. The light blue last year was way too jarring lol

I figured 6-8 points this month and they’re on pace for that lol

1 point from the first two games is a good start. Expecting 3 losses next week so any points there would put the Flyers ahead of schedule to me lol