Kat May

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Happy happy birthday to both of you! 💖

Have fun!!!! Sorry again I’m not there (I say as I drown in moving boxes), Chris and Arf will make sure you’re both well looked after though ❤️

OMG AN ANGEL, what is their name!!

I see a cat bed but have never seen pictures of said cat????? :/ pls rectify this immediately

Me wearing a navy Margaritaville t-shirt. There are 3 cool looking parrots on the back with the words “growing older but not up”

Haven’t tweeted/whatever we’re calling these to say I’m back from my holiday yet (it was amazing) so here I am bringing the good vibes to the office

Out of Office on, work apps banished to the ‘nope’ folder, fancy airport lounge and complimentary gin - ya boys are officially in holiday mode 😎

Thank god, because I was about to stage an intervention. Photograph is the best - add it to Chad and Sock & Buskin and you’ve got a stew going

Our friendship is being tested from your decision to put Photograph in 'unpickable' 💔

"I didn't just become a little bit of a slag...I became a TOTAL slag."

Life is not a waste of time and time is not a waste of life so let’s stop wasting time get wasted and have the time of our lives

May you all find a bestie (@annarosevan.bsky.social)
who’s as chronically online as you and dresses as Pitbull to see Mr Worldwide himself ❤️

Completely forgot about this! 100% the vibes I need ❤️

Oh yes! Definitely my vibe, and I saw on the eShop there's a bundle with Loddlenaut too - that's me sorted 😎

Got a 10 hour flight to Florida next month (exciting!!!!!!), hit me with some game recommendations for the Switch pls! Ideally something with good, chill vibes that doesn't require too much brain power 😌

Do it!! Absolutely loving the Netflix Era so far. Who's your fave wrestler?

Pretty basic but for women's it's Rhea Ripley and men's it's currently Drew McIntyre hahaha

Tickets got! Lfg!

(A year ago @zyonight.com made me watch Wrestlemania XL and I have since made wrestling a good chunk of my personality)

I went this weekend and left with 2 pairs of Hello Kitty pyjamas - it's literally heaven in there 😍

Father: Nog

I am obsessed 😭😭😭

Been poorly since Monday so ordered myself a small spherical friend as a treat for being brave (and ordered an extra treat for @zyonight.com for looking after me while I've been acting like a sickly Victorian child)

The day Max started I also came down with a terrible cold, coincidence? I think not

WOW WHAT A SHOCK

So happy you’re here bestie, you’re gonna smash it 🫶

Hahaha, afternoon tea is a UK(I think?) thing where we basically have tiny sandwiches, scones, cakes and tea on fancy plates and cups. The wine is usually an added bonus 😌

It’s certainly been a busy few weeks, but nothing a little afternoon tea can’t fix 🥂🫶

I'd like to see the wrapped that totals how many bags of wotsits you've purchased tbh

OPENED?! Absolute scenes!

Are they singing Higher by Creed 😭😭😭

SO HAPPY FOR YOU BESTIE

Was so lovely to meet you!!! ❤️

This deflated Santa is an absolute mood right now