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When you got caught sucking off bill clinton and need to get back on your wife’s good side

The pro-pedophilia newspaper approach is interesting?

The slop is quite good, actually 🤓

The point of transition isn’t to become an uwu beautiful uwu lady or hunk of a man (it’s nice if that happens tho). The life of an ugly and Whole woman is worth living. It is misogyny to believe that only the life of a beautiful woman is worth living. You have to become Whole.

I think the misogyny newspaper probably doesnt know what theyre talking about

Reporting live from the masculine breast cleavage
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The greatest thing he ever did for this country was becoming an obituary entry

A clock with two different sets of numbers on it.

It took a while, but I finally finished fixing all of my clocks.

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

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You'd think the fascist gov that spends 80 gazillion on its military every second would support the individuals doing the actual evil. But uhh no it hates them too. It hates them so much

i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature

Woah. Cool!
Snakes have a lot of spine 🐍

not to be misogynistic but a woman's place isnt in the office. a womans place is biting my hips pleass bite my soft hips im normal theyre so biteable and grabbable and women should be bitiing. my soft hips

art of exusiai sitting between mostima 's thighs and reaching back to kiss her while wearing her jacket

surprise kiss
#exumos #mosexu #arknights

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Healed or improved homosexuality? I dont think mine can get much better than it is rn

"Appeared to be AI generated" no that was real i was there

My dog has every disease

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全身差分🍎

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"It doesnt work and we cant control it" is so funny man cmooon

Hey you ban that nazi dude yet? Seems like a real easy slam dunk

You think you'd have to be a better liar to be a journalist and yet

everyone can tell you were very anxious when you wrote this its cute

Your high school years are never coming back. Think about that every day

A self portrait doodle by spindle. Short black hair tied up in a messy bun, round yellow glasses, red sweater

Quick self portrait doodle