dvchess 🥀

update he was just h*rny nvm

“You loook so innocent “

🤣🤣🤣I pity you

im about to hurt some feelings 🙂

him: who is ur post about

me: 🙂

him: is it X????

me: 🙂

him: is it Y? no haha it’s Z

me: 🙂

him: gosh im confused 😋

me, internally: this man is dumb as a rock

wild how ASS people appear to be once u take off the rose colored glasses aint it

feel like i would’ve fared better as an adult in the 90s.

him: i love how u listen to music 24/7 and are an agent of fucking absolute chaos i wanna be around it ALL THE TIME!!!

him when he’s around it nights and weekends: ur kinda hard to love did u know that?????

*incoherent goblin screeching*

me; maybe living with him isnt so bad and im being dramatic??

him: when u snap ur fingers to the music in a different room from me i can’t sleep so can u shut the fuck up

me: nvm 🙂 ok

im fuckin trying not to be a gremlin but fuck me man.

i don’t wanna say the L word without knowing for sure that i understand it but fuck it’s been the better part of a decade for us both-

i think about this every day and every day i remember another fucking poem

there are a lot

bring back vent

let me read my diary.

i can only take so much good news before i become deeply, darkly, horribly suspicious. 🙂

bracing for next week.

i’ll never forgive jamie til the day i die. 🥰

me: im gonna stop bothering this boy every spring i genuinely want well for him and if i can’t provide that i’ll learn to bite my fucking tongue-

him: let’s get coffee. 💗💗💗

me: ….. well.

i wish we could leave him to the geese and let them handle it.

once upon a time
there was this lovely app
called vent.

he’s being so sweet with no fucking idea the things i’ve thought about him the last … four (?? eight????) years

god help us both 🙂

me: irritated
him: “it’s not that deep”
me: suddenly Enraged

what does it mean if he’s the one i think of every spring

wish i could still open vent and go reread the poem i wrote for him fucks sake

is it us?
is it meant to be us?

im ngl crying on the floor kinda goated

me: i should give my cat extra love while im fcked up about losing a dog to adopt—

my cat: stop fuckin petting me you FREAKAZOID?????

me: okay sorry 🧍🏾‍♀️

so
if you
begin
to think

that my life
might be
supernatural

i’d have to say —

youre right!!!!

youre right
mon cher!!
it is !!

i come from
a place
that your mind
cannot
even
imagine
💗

cause men aint shit 10 times outta 10

baby
put on
heart shaped
sunglasses.
💗

“we’ve come a long way over the last 15 years!! from purchasing a successful chill ass company .., and fucking destroying it !!! and peoples emergency escape route in the process WOOOO!! who’s up for another round !!!!”

f u k y o u j a m i e 💫🥰🙏🏽

losing is an art;
like everything else.

i do it exceptionally poorly.

im glad to hear this 🫂

please be safe.
DMs are open if you need to vent. 🫂