Ralph Wine Supernova

Yes, swear away

I think I'm in love but I can't stand fucking relationships

Is it super sweet?

I now wonder if Dubai chocolate actually tastes good

Real

I genuinely like bacon jerky more than beef jerky because it doesn't taste like erasers.

Me when I make a good point against someone I dislike (I'm bullshitting)

By buying an unopened pack of cookies at my desk, I confirmed that the cleaners opened it up and have been eating MY COOKIES at night. So I put wasabi in two of them just to see if they'd continue.

Real

I've been eating half an apple pie for lunch lately at work. Just because I need SOMETHING GOOD TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

I'm so fucking tired of stupid clients

it is tuesday, my dudes. (back to work since monday was a holiday here)

Dropped Clair Obscur for now because holy fuck, this game got annoying

It's always funny when people online say "trust me" before saying something. Why would I trust you? You're no one to me.

I thought because they're usually cylindrical

I was about to ask "why are you wearing jeans as a top?"

Based choice

Internal bleeding? That's where blood's supposed to be!

Cutting the sleeves off old sweaters?

This game is calling me out

I had to get a pack of new toothbrush heads and the cheapest/coolest ones I got are Frozen

Bob Dylan ✨

Run

It is beef bowl Saturday

Finished Act 1 of Clair Obscur.

Pride parades always look so fun

It is Friday, my dudes

Holy fuck, pls die

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