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When you're being dragged to a Belgian castle to kick Member States into action

In principle, but can also go through a Parliament vote.

But in any case, good luck selling the adhesion of an under-prepared Ukraine the same year as the presidential election.

The article is just wishful thinking non-sense.

STEP 1: Pour yourself a glass of water
STEP 2: Grab a sleeping pill
STEP 3: Swallow the pill along with a sip of water
STEP 4: Go to bed
STEP 5: PROFIT

Congratulations you have dreamt that Ukraine could join the EU in 2027.

In the meantime, people dealing with reality will actually work on it.

Cheh(ga)

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When the canteen succeeds in making you miss the food from your home country even more

Called it.

The Conference of President (gathering head sof political groups) is a favourable configuration for the Commission on #Mercosur and shields it from accusation of circumventing Parliament.

And many MEPs will secretly be happy not having to vote on that.

Closest thing to a win-win.

When you're herding cats for the sake of Europe

When you shame yourself and your entire bloodline

When you need a savior to kick European leaders into action.

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When you're almost 20 years behind despite being the world's first power

Dread it, run from it, EMPL hearings arrive all the same

When Rutte doubts there could be a European defence pillar

Today I Learned that the Parliament's iconic Mickey Mouse Bar is named like that in reference and mockery to Margaret Thatcher, who once called the European Parliament a "Mickey Mouse Parliament" because of its lack of power back then.

Who said EU institutions don't have a sense of humour ?

When the EU and India enter their final trade d̶a̶n̶c̶e̶-̶o̶f̶f̶ negotiations

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Though it seems Trump is now TACOing on Greenland, let's salute the critical role and help provided to Europe by those who are constitutionnally supposed to be the counter-weight to the US President.

Oh wait.

Scratch that, they already have a Greenland

Trump in Davos: "All the United States is asking for is a place called Greenland”

Quick, someone gets us an uninhabited island somewhere in the middle of the ocean, call it Greenland and wrap it in a nice bow as a present to Trump.

At least it shows I was right to put farmers (place 24) in my ranking of the EU's most influencial people

When you mastered the art of self-sabotage.

Also it's pretty hilarious to see farmers, who spent the entire last mandate fighting tooth and nails (with some success) against green regulations now go all "but what about the environment ?" (To be fair, the same is true for NGOs who now claim to have only farmer interests at heart).

I've heard the claims of apocalypse in every single past trade deal. The apocalypse never came, so I've learned to take that with a grain of salt.

On the other hand, creating a partnership with an organisation that can give us alternatives to the US is a pretty clear strategic win.

Easy choice.

Et après les agriculteurs s'étonnent que le Parlement fasse circuler des instructions de sécurité dès que les agriculteurs sont en ville.

The first test on the Mercosur deal starts in the Parliament, with MEPs deciding to send it to the CJEU or not.

It will be on a knife-edge, the geopolitical context adding extra pressure.

We'll see if MEPs can walk the talk of EU as a geostrategic actor or if national politics is all that matters.