@rejectedmaterial.bsky.social
writing, reading, and everything in between Blog: https://saugassel.blogspot.com/
Putting the zine back in maga... I'll see myself out.
03.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great artwork! Can't wait!
03.02.2026 09:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0saugassel.blogspot.com/2026/01/we-h...
#writing
#humor
#food
You’ve heard of fancy filmmakers being called “auteurs”.
You’ve heard of knowledgeable people being called “connaisseurs”.
Listen: Suited up Bowser smoking a fat cigar, wearing a monocle?
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Bowseur
you did it. you solved star trek puns. that's it. you can safely retire.
02.07.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm getting strong Kowloon Walled City vibes from my children's bedrooms, not just from their appearance and general disarray, but also from the surprising amount of blackmailing and backstabbing going on.
#kowloon
#kwc
#cityofdarkness
#twilightofthewarriors
#walledin
#jiulongchengzhai
Wann steigt #Kärcher eigentlich ins #dusch-wc Geschäft ein?
05.06.2025 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey, guys, we’re racist now. Are the beers on Saturday still on?”
#writing
saugassel.blogspot.com/2025/05/so-i...
can't wait!
03.03.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the frozen schlun machine is broken again
#schlun
#froyo
#winter
alternative titles: (NSFW/cringe)
"can I put my rock hard schlun
right inside your cozy bun?"
"want some fun?
lick my schlun!"
#morgue
18.02.2025 09:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
classic
03.01.2025 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0saugassel.blogspot.com/2024/12/welc...
Welcome to Rancorp!
#writing
#office
#funfunfun
this ad worked for me. bought it right away.
14.12.2024 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0awesome mix!
08.12.2024 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this was indeed a spectacular mix. absolutely brilliant, soothing, and so perfect for being outside in winter.
08.12.2024 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0saugassel.blogspot.com/2024/11/ai-p...
#writing
#humor
#sentientbrowsertabs
#trump is to #politics what #wrestling is to #sports. #politicsentertainment
25.09.2024 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3.030.525, Rejected Material @rejectedmaterial.bsky.social, joined on 19. Jan. 2024"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3.030.525!
20.09.2024 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0saugassel.blogspot.com/2024/07/suic...
#writing
#parenting
#science
saugassel.blogspot.com/2024/07/what...
#writing
#movies
#bill
Hell Yeah!
30.05.2024 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell Yeah!
30.05.2024 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GTAI: The new GTA game that makes heavy use of AI
#writing
#literallyrejected
#GTA
You'd be surprised how much cannot be done in 5 minutes!
#writing
Isn't it a bit pretentious for people to write things and then expect others to read them?
#writing
THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD - A critical reading of William Butler Yeats’ famous poem updated with contemporary commentary.
#writing
#bodyshaming
#trinityofsnacks
I recently discovered that Center Shock chewing gum does not actually have a shocking but a rather sweet center. The shocking stuff covers the gum but if you wait until you start chewing it dissolves and all you're left with is a sweet center. They should rename the product to "Center Letdown".
01.02.2024 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next up: Yes vs. Yep with maybe even a brief appearance of Yay!
#writing
#speaking
