Dee

Jesus Christ. AOC 2028.

Gods alive. My little black heart is shattered and reconstructed with liquid gold. I'm heartsick. I'm broken. I'm in love.
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#guillermodeltoro
#frankenstein #perfection

I'm Dee and I'd rather take a shot of straight Everclear than a spoonful of liquid DayQuil. 🤢

"After letting the dye sit in your hair, cold rinse until the water runs clear."

When. When does the water run clear?

The water never runs clear.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS SHOWER FOR 78 YEARS AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.

EMPIRES HAVE RISEN AND CRUMBLED AND THE WATER WON'T RUN CLEAR.

RaptureTok this morning:

In my opinion, he's in hospice. Call it wishful thinking but I'm on obituary watch with champagne in my doordash cart.

Okay, I'm about to write a sexy scene with a lot of heat. Need to set the mental mood. Maybe a song, slow, sensuous, that kind of vibe.
Spotify Shuffle: Say no more.
#amwriting #authorsky #writersky #booksky

Me 99% of the time: I'm on the left. Like, waaaaay left. Like, "I scare most U.S Democrats" left.

Me on residential zoning laws/building restrictions: I GOT MY RIGHTS IT'S MY OWN PROPERTY NO BIG GOV'T GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO ON MY LAND-

MY GIRL AUBREY GORDON'S FEATURED ON NETFLIX'S BIGGEST LOSER DOC!
Okay, she's not my girl, but she's one of my favorite podcasters and she's so cool and witty and smart and her laugh is absolute. PERFECTION.
So much parasocial love for Aubrey.
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#aubreygordon #maintenancephase #netflix #bestpodcast

Bookish friends, help me out. When you hear the genre "Contemporary Fantasy," what stories/books/series spring to mind?
#booksky

New favorite adjective: Jezebellic.

I want it in my author bio. I'm putting it on my resume. If I'm not described as "Jezebellic" in my obituary, I'm haunting EVERYONE.

Calling it now (or manifesting?:) He's much sicker than they announced. I think the end is in sight.
#bigbeautifulobituary2026

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Me and the baby bats: *at the dinner table, quietly eating pizza, our conversation about Minecraft having long petered out as we dig in.*

My 6-year-old Daughter: I can't let Tr**p survive.

Me:

Friendly reminder to the people of Texas: The rat who snitched on Luigi never got her reward money AND lost her job. Remember that, should you come across a certain someone recently added to Texas's Most Wanted list. In the words of my ancestors: Omertá.

Finally reading this now that David Draiman is fucking signing bombs. I...I just can't. Let it be known that I am against this, that it is g3n0cīd3, and I am sickened and ashamed not only of "our" role in this, but of every atrocity the US is committing against humans both foreign and domestic.

@georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social I know you're juggling a thousand (and one) projects, but I BEG you to add new ASOIAF audiobooks to your list. Roy Dotrice was talented but between weird mispronounciations ("Pitire" Baelish?) Cartoon Pirate Davos, and...Missandei (yiiiiikes,) a girl is STRUGGLING.

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Okay. I've read this so many times. I'm ready. I'm in my 30s. I'm a mother of three with bills and a mortgage. I. Will. Not. Break.
A Clash of Kings: Tywin took Stannis in the rear.
Me:

Neil Gaiman Seeks More Than $500,000 From Accuser for Allegedly Violating NDA Neil Gaiman has filed an arbitration claim against one of his accusers, Caroline Wallner, seeking over $500,000 from her for an alleged NDA violation.

Great move, Neil. 🖕🏽
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

I love how extra Marc Antony was. After his defeat at Actium, built a little hut at the end of an Alexandrian causeway where he declared himself 'an exile' and wallowed in self-pity. Marc Antony in his little Pouting Hut is one of my favorite moments in history.

How hard is it to deep clean a single room with three kids? Jesus Christ, how much stuff can one room possibly have? How many times have I said "put your stuffies on your bed, we have to vacuum"? How is it only 11:30am? Am I stuck in a time loop? Is this Hell?

Some writing sessions are immediately productive. Other sessions I waste looking for reddit's most obnoxious deli orders to properly illustrate that my character is an insufferable dick.

#writesky #indiewriter #writingcommunity

If you're seeing this, open an incognito tab now, go on PUBLIC SQUARE, and look for businesses in your zip. If they're registered on Public Square, they're MAGA, far-right, "anti-woke" or whatever racist dog whistles they're using right now, etc. Public Square is the conservative "green book."

4yo: *rubs hand on my leg* Ow! Thorns!

Look, kid, it's been a long winter, okay?

#callinmeoutlikethat

Might have to take a break or two with this one because now probably isn't the best time for me to read a book about surveillance states and government abuse and overreach in that department. 🫠

6-year-old son: *slumps down next to me on the couch with his tablet and sighs* Mama.

Me: Yes, baby?

6: *sighs again* I had a rough day.

Me: Oh?

6: Oh yeah. *groans dramatically* And also, my knees hurt.

How you can tell a kid has parents in their 30s. Boy acts like he pays the mortgage.

Ever get too into a song and swing your head right into a wall, knocking your meticulously pinned series notes from your corkboard in a shower of notecards and thumbtacks?
Yeah. Me, either.

Don't share an article without reading it first.
I can't believe I have to say this.

Hunting Egypt’s lost pharaoh: Briton makes ‘find of the century’ Staircase carved into an Egyptian cliff leads to what could be the most significant discovery since the tomb of Tutankhamun

THEY FOUND HATSHEPSUT'S HUBBY!
....well, his tomb. He's not in it. Current theory is that this one flooded so he and his riches were relocated. But still, holy shit, a royal tomb!
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...

Another 2-star read on the ash heap. WHEN. WILL. I. LEARN?
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#popthrillersarenotforme #unlessitsgillianflynn #booknerd #ineverlearn

Opened my library book on "Mommy" (parent) burnout and found child scribbles from a former borrower. Appropriate.