Sredni Vashtar

Love Songs xkcd.com/2870

I, too, believe in equality for males called Steven

TfL zones, but defined by how many pints you can buy for £20

Do you make chłodnik litewski in summer? The best way to enjoy the benefits of beetroot all year round

Yes! And add breadcrumbs to soak up even more butter for full festive effect

part one Guardian headlines 2023

part two

These couple of Christmassy Saki pieces are brilliant. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Depends on your genetics

For some people it barely works at all, for others it gives a bit of a high and is a bit more moreish

If you hold the microphone of your phone to your ear, you should lose your right to vote

No apologies, we need electoral reform now

City I dislike: Los Angeles
City I begrudgingly respect: Athens
City I think is overrated: Madrid
City I think is underrated: Warsaw
City I like: Tokyo
City I love: Vienna
City I dream of living in: Montréal

A fully carpeted bathroom with a red suite (incl bidet) with a sofa

Love a nice soak in my blood red bath while a couple of close friends watch from the bathroom sofa

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Got a 40°C fever and keep singing "forty degrees remain" to the tune of 40' by Franz Ferdinand and I am very obviously tripping off my tits on cold+flu

Any good Lemsip-based cocktail recipes, in the spirit of Christmas

Spent most of the night awake with fever, swallowing and speaking are not really working at the moment

Distinct possibility I'm going to be on here all day, just warning you all

This is how my parents cooked and why I hated veg and fish as a kid

Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.

Ate a full tub on Boxing Day as a six year old, look at my posts now

That's just the wurst

Shaking the magic 777 ball

photocopy

😌

My energy heading into 2024

Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

dlvr.it/T0dFxM

YOU: (Chinese) Chess is boring!

CHINESE CHESS:

All the best let downs have already been first sentences in a Russian novel. "It was the day the valet lost my keys for five minutes, it was the day I never wanted my car back because it ran on my family's cruelty."

One of those days

Night all

"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. It's only the middle- aged who are really conscious of their limitations--that is why one should be so patient with them. But one never is."

"Life is full of its disappointments," observed the Duchess, "and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions. But that, my dear Reginald, becomes more difficult as one grows older."

Aaaah cried square

IDK why, but i completely relate to this page from little man’s book