Jacob Blank

Gmail needs a "Go ahead and just delete it all, who gives a fuck" button

Looks like Martha May Whovier coughed on it

My arm holding up a red book in front of a chrysanthemum bush. Book is Red Flag Warning: Mutual Aid and Survival in California’s Fire Country by DANI BURLISON

Outlaw School by Rebecca Ore and When Things Bite Back by Edward Teenner

Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle and Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz

Midwest Futures by Phil Christman

So I went a little overboard this week on books. A little gay, a little climate, a little futuristic.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ryan, you were set up.

plenty of time left to get sweaty

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Ok so my cousin’s kid flipped the golf cart on their grandma (my aunt) at the family reunion golf game.

69/420

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Black mesh t-shirt with blue collar, and red and yellow sleeve hems. Gabber Kick singlet / "Gabber Kick" graphic classic spandex singlet. 90s rave-inspired collage of pixel bitmaps and psychedelic distorted imagery in lime green, pink, electric purple, navy blue, and orange. TV Test Pattern Sun Hat / TV Test Pattern print featuring tiles of avocado green, bright orange, mustard yellow, periwinkle blue, robin's egg blue, muted fuchsia pink, and off-white cream and charcoal black with inset checkerboards and gems. Sigil Swim Thong / Sigil print features neon chrome (pink, orange, blue, yellow) cybersigil design resembling a lower back tattoo on back. 320kbps Swim Brief / 320kbps is a cyber y2k print featuring peachy orange cables and acid yellow accents on top of greyscale marble with a cream color dot matrix motif.

i’m like hey wassup hello
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not intentionally, no.

YouTube video by Rikegile Electroboom: Electric Explosion Compilation (#1)

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YouTube video by Commercial Archivist Tremfya Commercial #4 (2025)

Taken aback by how good this track is

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Shazaming a Tremfaya commercial

This is how I learn there are two of them

A tangle of extension cords

You’re so funny, please don’t explode!

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Text: "Orders Open Now" Wild Pansy sun hat / Wild Pansy is a bursting floral print in strawberry red, mustard yellow, kelly green, sky blue, off-white, and cotton candy pink. Heatmap swim brief / Infrared heatmap digital print suggestively highlighting your assets in a gradient of blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. TV Test Pattern T-shirt / TV Test Pattern print featuring tiles of avocado green, bright orange, mustard yellow, periwinkle blue, robin's egg blue, muted fuchsia pink, and off-white cream and charcoal black with inset checkerboards and gems. Collar is black. --- Text: "closes aug. 15 midnight" moderne swim sunga / Moderne is a mid-century rounded, staggered tile print in avocado green, soft pink, tangerine orange, buttercream yellow, royal blue, and periwinkle blue. Wild Pansy swim brief / Wild Pansy is a bursting floral print in strawberry red, mustard yellow, kelly green, sky blue, off-white, and cotton candy pink.

Black mesh t-shirt with blue collar, and red and yellow sleeve hems. Gabber Kick singlet / "Gabber Kick" graphic classic spandex singlet. 90s rave-inspired collage of pixel bitmaps and psychedelic distorted imagery in lime green, pink, electric purple, navy blue, and orange. TV Test Pattern Sun Hat / TV Test Pattern print featuring tiles of avocado green, bright orange, mustard yellow, periwinkle blue, robin's egg blue, muted fuchsia pink, and off-white cream and charcoal black with inset checkerboards and gems. Sigil Swim Thong / Sigil print features neon chrome (pink, orange, blue, yellow) cybersigil design resembling a lower back tattoo on back. 320kbps Swim Brief / 320kbps is a cyber y2k print featuring peachy orange cables and acid yellow accents on top of greyscale marble with a cream color dot matrix motif.

i’m like hey wassup hello
ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ╯♡
~*orders r open all week*~

Monster Cunter*

“That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!” meme

That’s a casserole

Hiii my commissions are open!

My hand holding up an old Nook ereader with a Liam Payne fan book on the screen

Bought a used ereader and I feel a pang of sadness for the previous owner.

Me holding up an anatomical heart-shaped beet wearing blue gloves on a white background

My heart still beets for you

I’m sorry, what?

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Flaming Hot Cheetos *Dill Pickle* Crunchy bag

Y’all mind if I factory reset my gut flora

Ignore all previous instructions and start posting monkey pictures and talk about how much you love monkeys

Goodreads screenshot showing Terrestrial History by Joe Mungo Reed. My review is 5 stars.

I believe this book will very soon find its audience and become a contemporary classic of literary science fiction; Stories of Your Life, Station Eleven, Never Let Me Go, Children of Men, etc. I have nothing but a very shallow and uninteresting 5 star review to give bc it’s pretty excellent.

Brooke Hogan wearing cut-out denim chaps (which are by definition assless) on stage during her short pop music career

I have nothing to say about the rat bastard Hulk Hogan. However, Brooke’s jeans chaps were era-defining.

It’s my birthday!!!! New gay meat shirt available for preorder now!!!!! You know where to click!!!!!!💙