Kai Stokes

Step one: Wake up 15 minutes before deadline.

Step two: Make your transfers.

Step three: Forget to make your pitch changes (namely accidentally Captian Morgan Rogers).

Step four: Greatness.
#fpl #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague

Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki

::slowly stands while clapping::

Blue-sky is one of the few places no one really knows me, so it'll soon become my venting space... on a completely separate not god damn is it lonely to be no one's go to friend and always the one who's just there when the best friends are gone. But alas, I will find my people one day

Bert from the Simpsons with a cake that says "im sorry for forgetting to reply, im usually either very busy, depressed, shy or just plain forgot. Regaurdless, I don't ignore your messages and I appreciate them a lot"

Literally me🥲 sorry friends

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A screenshot of a Twitter exchange involving J.K. Rowling. At the top, Rowling (@jk_rowling) tweets: "Are we sure this man is an actual lawyer? A subject access request is made to find out what data is being held about the individual making the request. Why on earth would I, or anyone connected with the fund, be holding personal data on the fox clubber? The narcissism is [mind-blown emoji]" Below this is a tweet from Jolyon Maugham KC (@GoodLawProject), which includes a quote from a privacy notice. Maugham writes: "She has made herself the data controller. I guess this reflects her evident desire closely to be involved in this crusade about trans people. I'm looking forward to making some subject access requests of her - and you might well be too." The privacy notice excerpt says: "Controller J.K. Rowling, as founder of the J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund, is ultimately the controller of specific types of personal data (as specified in paragraph 4 below) and responsible for those specific types of your personal data (referred to as JKWRF, “we”, “us” or “our” in this privacy notice)." A reply from user Scott (@ClassicScott9) reads: "Sue him for legal harassment." J.K. Rowling responds: "You may be unsurprised to hear that my lawyers are currently watching Maugham's social media output with close attention."

Beyond being insanely stupid about GDPR requirements, JK Rowling is a massive cowardly bully who uses lawyers and legal threats to silence her critics while tweeting from her massive yacht.

JK Rowling has emerged from the shadows as a funder of the anti-feminist biology is destiny movement.

This is going to be an absolute car crash, the Supreme Court verdict looks more absurd by the day
www.thetimes.com/article/86fb...

The issue with moving house with autism is that apparently, it throws your whole life and self regulation technics in the bin 🤯

I can't stop thinking about how the "Gender Critical" response to hundreds of leading UK biologists signing a letter saying sex isn't binary or immutable is "I can't believe that school kids know more about biology than these biologists". Can you imagine saying that out loud without thinking?! Mad

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Can't believe a dude who helped cover up child abuse would turn out to in fact not be woke

Deportation for honking his horn at an undercover ICE officer

Simultaneously arguing that the most fundamental and important characteristic of what makes a woman is the presence or absence of an invisible structure in some of your cells, but also that chat bots are real women because they make you cum

Hey British media,
It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning.
Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10

Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself —

I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.

And he wants to ban trans people from the military while installing a makeup studio for himself at the pentagon?!

www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

being this openly happy the pope died is genuinely crazy there’s no way her base supports this behavior

Home Secretary Yvette Cooper calls damage to statues 'disgraceful' Graffiti is found on seven statues of historic figures in Parliament Square following a trans rights protest.

Over 10,000 people - including many c!s women - turn out to protest the Supreme Court’s ruling on UK trans rights. On the day, the BBC COMPLETELY IGNORE. Until this story arises, which they cover two days running. @BBCNews

John Kerry, the former US secretary of state who helped president Obama bomb 7 countries, has been given an honorary knighthood by the British authorities.

Photo of thousands of people with placards and flags packing Parliament Square. Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: “Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism” David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: “Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

The DWP PIP survey on how people spend their money is being sent out. Here's what's in it. For once the rumours are actually true: the DWP survey on how people spend their PIP is arriving in the post. In short: tell them to F Off.

If you receive a survey asking how you spend your PIP do not fill it out, do not tell them anything, no matter who it's from.

www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...

This is high art

REPORTER: Would you be open to a pause in tariffs to allow for negotiations?


TRUMP: We're not looking at that

The legendary warrior Bob Rossalf the titanium white

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

an online fight escalates to the point the two accounts arrange a fistfight outside a Uniqlo in San Francisco

meanwhile, on the other site, the menswear guy is going to Meet Someone in Temecula