Jeff Morford

It would really be a self-esteem blow for someone if there were 10,000,001 people and they were the one asked to leave.

Could the Stanley Cup thing have something to do with the bottle manufacturer and tariffs? The idiot can't comprehend that asylum has two meaninga so maybe he can't discern thermoses from trophies.

Kembleford in the 1950's was more violent than Saint Marie in modern times.

Roku judging me, "Still watching?????!!!"

Darn

MEANINGLESS POINTS

I was worried the announcing crew would not be able to use the momentum narratives they had prepared.

You know, that is another thing great about that show. I could only understand about 1/3 the words but the visual metaphors were so powerful that I always knew what was going on.

Friend Like Me in Aladdin three times in a row.

The set design- I can't imagine how to do something that sophisticated that has to be set up and broken down in minutes.

Bad Bunny does his own stunts.

There was the karaoke crypto ad . . . yeah, done

Setting up texts to 0-6 and 0-9 people on sheet.

Oh. Butter on the crackers. Oh.

I mean the margarine investment could have gone to chips and salsa for at least some mediocrity.

Please explain the margarine to me.

I watch the Superbowl to taunt people on my squares sheet when there is a score change late in a quarter.

Well, musically. I guess songs about poverty don't sync at all with this spectacle.

Maldita Pobreza synced nicely with the bell ringing there. (I'm a little late on my halftime show homework prep).

n = 12 and the like to get to 8% starts by saying if you take this as a movie where Melania shows what Melania wants to show . . .

Audience is at 99% which could either be used as a statistics lesson on sample bias or be used in an ad for Russian bot farm effectiveness.

A bear with a curling stone (releasing in the wrong direction?) holding a Danish flag and wearing a shirt with a large red cross on a white background with the broom guys in the background wondering WTF the bear is doing

I always read bearer as bear and it's totally worth the higher electricity prices even if bears don't know which direction to release the stone.

Britbox, I'm fickle and good with my calendar software. But, I guess your variable costs are low. It's a win-win for low-key drama.

I'm 90% sure I did it right but I feel the State and I might become pen pals.

Unsurprisingly my software can't handle a Tier 3 Michigan retiree subtraction where some 403b is from match, some isn't; some rollovers to Roth are from subtraction sources and some aren't; and a 401a payment from a Community College ORP.

I can't remember the last time I filed a paper return.

To be fair looting $10 billion directly saves a lot of trouble with selling pardons, laundering foreign influence through crypto, and settling fake suits with media outlets and tech companies.

I thought the Melania movie was just a way for Bezos to bribe the Trumps. Why would anyone go? Why would anyone be surprised no one is going?

Or, maybe Stephen Miller can stand in downtown Minneapolis and explain his position to the crowd.

It seems they would have a case for self defense if they did.

Eh, looking at days of the week maybe '81 or '76 but I thought I was older. Anyway, it's cold out there.

"Back in the day if it wasn't snowy enough on our uphill walk to school they would borrow machines from the local ski hill . . ."

1984. I remember because the first day of the cold snap Woodhaven didn't cancel school. The second day they had to cancel school because the busses wouldn't start.