John Christian

I am convinced the initials of Magic Money Tree are no coincidence and they were used to diminish it. They knew, but it fits their agenda to pretend not to.

Sounds like it should be a haiku

The last ginkgo leaves
…?…
Strange; melancholy

Ooh thanks. I can do that

Is that on telly somewhere? Not that long read the book and it was intense.

I will make a point of insisting on standing directly in front of every exhibit and maybe walking slowly towards it.

Ooh didn’t know about that. Off I go.

The Tim Burton one was excellent tho I was mainly entranced by his doodles.

Please do. I can drop them a demo (if that wouldn’t make things worse…)

I’ve just realised, all the defence has been that he’s not blown Clinton or a horse. But not that he hasn’t blown *someone*

That looks like a thing. Need a local(-ish) support act?

Jeez, some people. Hope you find him.

Revolutionary like a spit in a kebab shop. Well it was funny in my head…

Revolutionary. See what you did there.

Oh bugger, sad news and some 🤞

Right up your street then!

I prefer their earlier stuff

If the law is written in a way that someone over 18 using a VPN breaks it, something is very wrong. And that won’t be much of a surprise.

That’s true, but how many people read or remember the books?

Which doesn’t matter. Just papering over it would be on brand. One semi-plausible explanation with a wink and off he goes.

“Bond survived somehow”

*the. Grumble edit message…

Indeed. Why “progressive activists”? If that was true it wouldn’t move they dial.

I think they mean People.

My favourite

Tabula Rasa, by John Christian track by John Christian

Anyone fancy a bit of freebie music (or pay whatever if you're feeling generous). A short (by my standards) live version of a track which I hope will lead up my next album.

johnchristian.bandcamp.com/track/tabula...

I feel seep

… or maybe that’s an upgrade path from Atmosphere

Isn’t Atmosphere the previous product? So I’d guess it’s only relevant if you’re (still) using it.

All you have to do to escape your fate is to have sex with this goregeous blonde who's throwing themselves at you.

Not really a cliffhanger.

@warringtonruncorn.com that was excellent. Have a rest now.

It's logically incoherent to expect everyone to give more than they take. Unless there's a special class of takers that it doesn't apply to. Perish the thought.

Agreed, up to 100%

Ah the rock star lifestyle