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John Christian

@johnsculpture.bsky.social

Software developer, electronic musician, book inhaler, drinker of beer. #rdguk https://linktr.ee/johnsculpture

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Memory Palace, by John Christian 4 track album

So bsky is supporting bandcamp embeds now is it? Luckily I've got a brand new album to test it with!

johnchristian.bandcamp.com/album/memory...

25.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think it’s fraudulent. It’s the kind of thing someone with advanced dementia would do.

22.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Mexico paid for them

19.02.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Face it, you know it's going to be the Furby Organ

17.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I support the rulings of British judges

13.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red sky at night... yeah, right.

11.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest problem with the Winter Olympics is I keep thinking β€œstupid sexy Flanders”

08.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when they make sports commentators explain interpretive dance

06.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Ok, I didn’t have enough characters to say most of the cliches)

06.02.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tall Stories, by Perge 7 track album

If you’re nosing around for bandcamp Friday goodies could I nudge you to my debut with Perge? A proper pean to Berlin School while dodging the cliches.

perge.bandcamp.com/album/tall-s...

Tho my bandmate has made a good point about not begrudging bandcamp their cut. It’ll still be there tomorrow.

06.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"3am at the border of the marsh in Okefenokee" for predictable

04.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoda that was not. Subscribe you must. More Yoda(tm) you must watch.

04.02.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who amongst us wouldn’t starve a child to get a few pence off a pint?

03.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it’s your turn

31.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The rain blows in your face and all forms of umbrella are useless.

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30.01.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSausage of Ultron” is right there

29.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suffering from the 60 day cough, the panopticon caught on and I was getting continuous ads for shoving red lights up my nose. Pass.

26.01.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That explains the non-standard plate.

25.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CDs for the new Perge album have arrived. Just not in my hands yet!

On track for release at the end of the month.

25.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soon… the swede has only been on for six hours so not there yet.

25.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The more I look at it, the less sense it makes. It’s like they’ve completely misunderstood the original which wasn’t very deep to start with and just kept the incorrect penguin.

One of the London Mountains seems to have a dark tower on it. Guess that fits.

25.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth, though it’s still glassy in dark mode. Still better I think.

23.01.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mini-school surely

20.01.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s maddening. Taking him literally about defence is nuts, but you can’t tell if it’s delusion or diversion. And he is perfectly capable of going through with it in either case, even if he knows it’s twaddle.

18.01.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t find the soundtrack works that well in the film, but it’s a great film and great music.

16.01.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I know. My wife got a district line selection box for Christmas. She was even happy. Not quite at sofa level. Yet.

16.01.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went from slow tv (which has a lot of looking out of train windows) into a railway rabbit hole and now I’m genuinely excited by tube train upholstery. Help me.

16.01.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s no FIFA psychopath prize

16.01.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It won’t affect many of the hardcore who want to be lied to, but it can’t hurt overall as their appeal is meant to be about change (I know…). And it might stop more disgruntled people buying the story.

15.01.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops, failed on the format.

11.01.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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