androgynous wet cat

i fw the goo goo dolls

there should be a g league team on easter island

socialism wins

Haha unless

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

in 2050 im gonna get kicked out of the laugh factory for going on a rant about “clankers“

Videogames are as much art as anything else covertly funded by the CIA

you will never be a real x the everything app. basic biology says that's twitter

kragehund-est on tumblr: "sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting. you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet." the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod: "What are your thoughts on musk?" kragehund-est: "i hope he dies"

Folks griping about bsky as an "echo chamber"

You know what sounds nice to me? A bustling but peaceful village that kicks out nazis whenever they turn up. We tried 'social media as world public square' and it turns out it sucks. I want to try Vibrant Village With Nice People And No Nazis.

kfc announces return of the "notorious bowl"

pinterest has the HEAT

im so /srs glad they’re suffering

personally i already knew that

will you be leaving twitter?

can't believe no one is talking about the new trump hat that says mgła

the new york times is called nyt because in new york we only use it as toilet paper

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

I have a surprise coming for Ruaa, but she needs a little gesture today, so I want to offer my platform to @itsmeio.bsky.social to secure and visibilise her writings

Any coffee received from now on, I will send to her family. But please support her directly!

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getting fired for criticizing ian watkins

now that trump thinks charlie kirk had it coming he's gonna be fired right

the yankees, dodgers, astros, padres, and angels are all evil organizations who have not earned their success in the most important sport of all: respect

let it be known that i truly and without hyperbole believe my political beliefs are more morally upstanding and ontologically correct than those of my detractors

how it feels to hear a red hot chili peppers song

There gotta be something wrong with you if you like horror...that shit SCARY!!!!!

xl bullies are so genetically fucked up that euthanizing one probably lowers your karmic debt

oh wow the pl is a private llc share-held by its members of a given season. living and learning

when i rule over england unmitigated by the magna carta im gonna expel newcastle united from the football league

guy who believes football helmets lessen brain injury but wants to take them off anyway