Heeee. You look like you're having a great time!
I'm already "old" by some standards, but the teal spiked hair makes people think I'm younger.
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
Heeee. You look like you're having a great time!
I'm already "old" by some standards, but the teal spiked hair makes people think I'm younger.
Yup. So long as I'm getting "engagement" in some way that benefits me (financially, socially, amusing the weird little gremlin in me, whatever) I'll keep on keeping on here, it's fine.
07.08.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eeee! I can't wait.
07.08.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future (not very distant future)
07.08.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 3Because a father is capable of loving a daughter, since she is genetically his and so he properly owns her and can love her, but a boyfriend or husband can't *love* a woman, he can only enjoy what she does for him.
Guys like this are so gross and pathetic.
Shilling time? #pokemon #beadsprites available. Drop me a line. I've made so many of these over the years!
Stuff other than pokemon is possible too. <3 See my Torment Hexus sprites. <3
...so hey, wanna buy a pokemon bead sprite? $10 and up. Any pokemon you like can be done for the $10 price, or ask about bigger/more elaborate sprites.
07.08.2025 01:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1And the whole banning was for what? Making a community that allowed bootleg merch and anything anybody *bought* "pure" because nobody sold anything they made there? WHY? Why the hate? I really will never understand it.
07.08.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because having access to a huge group of rabid pokemon fans was so perfect, and now I just have "somebody who happens to see a pokemon sprite a post somewhere" and I get like, one interested person a year, vs. a dozen or so a week.
07.08.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I made SO MUCH MONEY from eager pokemon fans who wanted plush and bead sprites. They were so happy! But the people running the community decided I was taking advantage of them somehow, and that got cut off entirely, and it's been such a struggle to sell those things since.
07.08.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Back in the day I was super active on a Pokemon merch collecting livejournal, but I eventually got banned because I set one toe over some line I didn't know existed about mentioning that I make pokemon plush and pokemon bead sprites, and being a maker "shilling" and not JUST a collector was evil. :(
07.08.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know, I hate how in conventions and fandom communities etc. people who sell stuff are second-class citizens, sometimes barely tolerated because it's "bad" to want to get money for your fannishness.
We're just...trying to live? We love the fandom, and also we need to live.
Please, let us live.
A radially symmetrical (starfish-like) alien standing upright clutches two ray guns in fractally-branching tentacles fires at a lumpy blob dotted with varying eyes.
This came up on tumblr, so I'm sharing here too. Elder Thing vs. Shoggoth, drawn by me, inspired by Lovecraft.
I'm always fascinated by the way he called Elder Things "men." He was uncertain of the full humanity of other races, but also...
He was humanly complicated in a very interesting way.
Gross
06.08.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is such a nice collission of heat tropes and healthy consent. <3 Really enjoyed reading it.
06.08.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh. Socks looked okay when they arrived, but stretching them to sew the hooves on made it clear they're cheap as FUCK. I bought a random pack on Amazon that had all the Mane Six colors. :( Bad choice. Need better brightly colored solid socks, but that's gonna have to wait until after EverfreeNW.
06.08.2025 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I love corvids, and this is GREAT!
Hey, that is a big milestone! :D Congrats!
06.08.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, that is gorgeous!
06.08.2025 21:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A. I love this whole thread, and B. I should tell you about how my grandpa introduced us to rattlesnake country when we moved here, but also C. dumbasses killing them is making not rattling a survival trait so we're accidentally breeding silent rattlers. GO 'MURCA!
06.08.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm watching a Youtube series on the Dead Sea Scrolls, and some of them contain "rewritten" Bible stories, which is to say Bible fanfiction.
2000 years ago somebody was making up their own, more detailed version of how their favorite stories happened, and I love it.
I love these guys! That entire group of bugs is so pleasingly geometric!
06.08.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, in a sane world "fat" would be a descriptor like "tall" or "brown eyed" or whatever. And he is! Lol.
06.08.2025 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do REALLY like this design. Probably not the one I'll go for, it'll clash with almost all my clothing, buuuuut still cool!
06.08.2025 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the one hand, that's really cool.
On the other hand 800 comments, and it feels like it'd be like most author promotion posts, all authors, no readers. :( Not trying to dump on you or them, just...so tired these days. I haven't even had a new book out since 2023.
Ooo! I love it!
06.08.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Action-packed life or death chase between barnacles and their natural predator, the horrid dorid (Onchidoris bilamellata)
06.08.2025 16:00 β π 758 π 191 π¬ 8 π 0I HATE that the nation is at a point where "goof" isn't the only reasonable possibility. Ugh.
06.08.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man, I'm spoiled for choice here. Usually I get one called Rise that has oat milk and it's SO DAMN GOOD. Not even for "no dairy" reasons, I drink milk, their canned coffee is just so good!
06.08.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know that feeling where you're embarrassed that you don't already know something, and it's only a mild embarrassment, but it makes you put off asking, and suddenly it's YEARS later and you're feeling REALLY EMBARRASSED to ask now?
Yeah, got that going big time here.