@jazpert.bsky.social
Fuckin’ neurotypicals, amirite?
Siri order me a cornbread off eBay. Buttered.
29.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Yknow kid, comedy is wh- OPE-" *falls through open manhole*
17.11.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does Ariana Grande keep changing her fortnite skin
25.05.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jeffkinney.bsky.social is Manny human
27.03.2025 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHAT
19.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#keebler @keebler.bsky.social fuck you, Ernie
19.03.2025 11:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fucking disgusting little twerp. Filthy rat. Someone set up a rat trap and fill it with elf shit so we can catch Ernie fuckin fudge ass Keebler.
16.03.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Magically made with Keeblers elf shit more like
16.03.2025 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“These eyes aren’t what they used to be, sonny.”
*pisses on floor*
Dang this Drake guy is talented!
Not many people can safely drive past a high school with one hand.
This has given me so many opportunities, so many new breaths of life to breathe. For example
04.12.2024 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They always say welcome back but never welcome front
04.12.2024 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
