We should honestly admit that most invading armies use rape as a weapon of war.
Hegseth just wants to do something for foreign civillians by making his forces better looking. Noone wants to be terrorized and assaulted by a fatty.
He's a humanitarian, really.
02.10.2025 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This desreved a better response, but I was a bit brain dead that day.
02.10.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
...Or perhaps a Bugle Boy of Companuy B sort of look. Nothing better encapsulates the message, "we are coming, hide your daughters or stock up on penecillin. GO USA!"
02.10.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pete Hegseth has commanded there be no more MEN IN DRESSES in the Army.
A nice pencil skirt or a smart pant suit better reflects today's professional army.
02.10.2025 01:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ANTIFA
AGM MINUTES
Attendance:
50 undercover FBI agents
If only that was known earlier, more would probably have survived.
01.10.2025 06:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cops live by a code.
That must be challenging for Inspector Morse (β¦.dashing to work to arrive on the dot, maybe?)
01.10.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think that because of the long duration of the illness, leading to its death, it's ok to talk about it. It was multimorbidity, starting with chronic evangelist fundamentalism. An acute case of Citizens United, with complications by morbus Fox News and Heritage Founditis led to the drawn-out death.
25.09.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I haven't been posting much recently. I don't mind speaking ill of the dead, but I realise it is generally frowned upon.
So, how long should I wait before discussing American Democracy (deceased) again?
24.09.2025 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kash Patel mentioned the FBI having an "aggressive interrogation stance" which he was confident would gain them more information from the people in Tyler Robinson's circle.
I shudder ran down my spine as I realised what that meant. They could be doing anything to that room-mate to get a confession.
18.09.2025 22:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Trump, this week playing the travelling salesman, is trying to get the best price ever for a few rogue states he no longer needs.
18.09.2025 11:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kash travelling to Utah and inspecting the site can only slow the investigation down. Why be a distraction of time and resources for the actual investigators?
12.09.2025 07:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βMr President. The people have no McDonald's and are starving.β
βLet them eat tacos!β
20.08.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Replacing history with Brand Management used to be so much more subtle. I've had to unlearn a lot of false βfactsβ taught to me in my early schooling and church days. MAGA seem to be embracing that style of indoctrination as a way of lifeβ¦as core American Culture.
20.08.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#BookSky
Last one of the week ππ«’
15.08.2025 20:22 β π 2750 π 280 π¬ 105 π 24
Smiling Putin shakes the hand of a deflated, visibly uncomfortable Trump.
Oh boy, someone got a stern talking-to by his daddy...
16.08.2025 06:47 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
16.07.2025 23:13 β π 150 π 59 π¬ 18 π 7
Thanks for that. Itβs a worry.
16.07.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cβmon Americans, Allons enfants!
15.07.2025 09:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I had no idea THAT was the FIFA World Cup! Why has it been in the Oval Office for so longβ¦and why is it staying there?
15.07.2025 08:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt recall the World Cup looking so much like a surveillance device before.
15.07.2025 08:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Trump is SO bad with accents.
Itβs the ODDEST country in the world. Thatβs what they have been trying to tell him.
15.07.2025 08:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Trump is so inspirational. He just inspired me to invent the FACE BIDET, for those who never really learned properly how to wipe.
#shitfaced
15.07.2025 00:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yikes. This raises questions.
Seeing as CIA and FBI staff are being polygraphed for loyalty levels (draconian, even for fascists!), it is becoming due time that Trump and his cabinet faced similar levels of examination.
Organised Crime controls the USA. A cartel of mobsters & churches.
14.07.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Does the tax apply to ALL Taco ingredients?
14.07.2025 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It is common knowledge that #Trump and #Melania first had sex on #Epstein's plane, the Lollita Express, right?
My question is, βwas that a passionate, romantic, mile-high consummation of a committed relationship OR was Melania another Eastern European model either enslaved or paid to do sex-work?β.
14.07.2025 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People say Donald Trump isnβt too bright, but did you know he is almost fluent in the Liberian national language?
13.07.2025 11:17 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Hi there.
This is your reminder to take care of yourself. Get some water, take your meds, brush your teeth, take that nap, damn it, you deserve your downtime!
Love your fuckin' faces.
13.07.2025 07:26 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Indeed tinnitus is the lord of rings.
12.07.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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