@maxinepad.bsky.social
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I can really see that diaper outline and it makes me uncomfortable
05.02.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yall should be interested in my multi-sandwich day. It’s ur business
05.02.2025 15:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just realized I’ve had three different sandwiches as my meals today
05.02.2025 00:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Listen. You cannot unshrink wool. No matter what you do. Don’t buy the goddamn thrift sweater. It will not unshrink
30.01.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im gonna make chicken parm about it
29.01.2025 22:28 — 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1Multiple pupils on each eye
29.01.2025 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Something about “homoerotica” in the corporate world. Idk. I’ve already lost interest
29.01.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Red hat red hat red hat
29.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How to find your passion to draw again: don’t draw until you get sick of not doing it
28.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0Why bother looking at the news in the morning when you can just drag yourself into the office and hurl yourself down the elevator shaft?
28.01.2025 15:30 — 👍 49 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0Scared scared scared scared
28.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A jam
27.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A true friend, if I ever saw one
27.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I sit still and every fiber of my being feels scared. And on a casual Monday Morning, I don’t know what to do with that.
27.01.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cuz I am 🤟
24.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well now you have to tell meeeee what it is
24.01.2025 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll give up and I’ll have fun doing it.
24.01.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Current smut book: sentient unknowable monster that resides in the Endless Dimension, falls in love with a human witch who comes to explore. Unreadable but I’m having fun.
23.01.2025 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Catch me having my nightly snack. Cavities hate to see me coming
23.01.2025 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ZING
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23.01.2025 16:06 — 👍 357 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 7Like H and like Oh, bitch
23.01.2025 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
27.11.2024 11:53 — 👍 37513 🔁 2240 💬 1045 📌 205