Put. Fucking put. Honestly. AI can write an essay but can’t work out that “put” is the right word in that sentence.

Just have DNS report anyone that goes there and out em on a wrongun list.

Spring is coming

That penultimate sweaty nonce needs a bit of an accent on it. Noooooonce maybe?

I fucking wish

Bez, time to step up and lead the revolution.

That’s fucking amazing work.

Billion. Pretty sure it was 20 or 40 billion

35? Wtf

But (and this is essential) you do have to catch them. And not crash them into the ceiling.

Next time play catch. Throw them up as high as you can (you do have to catch them). Will teach the parents not to be quite so assuming in future

Calling your dog Nazgûl is asking for trouble surely?

Winding up to avoid liabilities?

SCORCHIO

I believe she means “it’s between them”

Totally asked for that

£2bn per week. Stick that on yer fucking bus, Boris!

What is 4% of GDP in £? Likely a much more impactful number. Probably big enough to go on a bus

A couple of mates and I decided to hit 52 different local pubs this year in our city. Start from the centre and work out is the theory. Not quite able to keep up a one a week pace, but a round every few weeks seems to be working well

More important that we do something about it. Regulate messaging and media, call it out explicitly when it’s found, prosecute those who support and enable it.

An opinion poll of all his mates?

But you’re talking about him. It’s just another version of flooding the zone.

You aren’t alone. I did a double take when his name popped up.

I think you’re ascribing intent to the decision there that is an assertion rather than truth.

How do you know the party didn’t like it - the decision making and risk analysis that would have fed into ministerial decisions is rarely public at the moment it happens

It’s the tone that I fucking hate. The glee with which people are tearing down a labour government without really giving much thought thought to the realpolitik of the new world order. The UK doesn’t and cannot live in a bubble where its decisions aren’t seen and reacted to by others.

JFC. hyperbole much?

Should never allowed women to have proper sized pockets. It was always going to end in madness.

Sure it’s not the isle of wight?

Probably a space in the Ecuadorean embassy these days