Government would be closed his pockets would be open. *More open.
20.10.2025 14:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm waiting for Epsteinβs greatest hits!
18.10.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Breaking newsβ¦.Santos hired to apply ball bronzer!
18.10.2025 11:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Look for massive overkill on the next one!
17.10.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
His neck va jay jay is due for Russian insemination!
17.10.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fascism for free?
17.10.2025 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is amazing...
16.10.2025 18:38 β π 7022 π 2038 π¬ 320 π 171
Iβm hydrating for it now!
17.10.2025 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They will be charged as adults!
16.10.2025 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I assume she overstayed her work visa!
16.10.2025 12:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It couldβve been intercourse pizza!
16.10.2025 12:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unlike committing adultery hundreds of times!
15.10.2025 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sure it wasnβt Elon?
15.10.2025 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just cancelled a NC vacation!
14.10.2025 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In the fly?
14.10.2025 13:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The discharge was Russian semen!
14.10.2025 12:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thatβs why her pasties say Kool!
13.10.2025 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Diddy lube?
12.10.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whatβs smoleking?
12.10.2025 13:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Theyβre just freckles!
12.10.2025 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Someone should tell his cankles!
12.10.2025 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Let them eat ball bronzer!
12.10.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
*Bitch
12.10.2025 12:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What about his mushroom appendage? Shiitake or button? Just asking questions!
11.10.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He probably looked like her dog!
11.10.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You should play golf!
11.10.2025 09:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I thought it was a 60 year old calling himself kid.
11.10.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm nominating buddy Carter for the bronze chin award!
10.10.2025 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sister golden hair next?
10.10.2025 12:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We trace the call itβs coming from inside the White House!
10.10.2025 12:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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