How Grammar's Not Our Thing?
14.12.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@trepidatious.bsky.social
How Grammar's Not Our Thing?
14.12.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0JB
Joe looks like heโs about to rev a Corvette into the sunset while yelling, โKeep calling me sleepy, you stupid sonofabitch.โ
05.12.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 2363 ๐ 582 ๐ฌ 74 ๐ 34Don't be installing one, I guess...?
01.12.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can't write a headline. Jeez. There are free grammar checkers, people.
01.12.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Created from the lush vegetation and animal fats of the Carboniferous and adjoining periods, holding in itself the black essence of all life that had ever been, constituting in fact a great deep-digged black graveyard of the ultimate eldritch past with blackest ghosts, oil had waited for hundreds of millions of years, dreaming its black dreams, sluggishly pulsing beneath Earth's stony skin... Daloway's theory was that man hadn't discovered oil, but that oil had found man. Venice hadn't struck oil; oil had thrust up its vicious feelers like some vast blind monster, and finally made contact with Venice."
This is, in fact, the very plot of Fritz Leiber's "The Black Gondolier" (1964) ... relevant excerpt here:
20.11.2025 05:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nine years after Trumpโs famous โgrab themโ quote supporters accuse him of โUn-Christlikeโ behavior. I guess at that time they were thinking of that verse from the Gospel of Matthew that says "And Jesus said unto them, 'Follow me, and I will make you grabbers of pussy'".
12.11.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The man actually hired a professional gamer to play a video game for him and then bragged about how skilled he was. Instead of enjoying the experience and collaborating with other players, he cheated. For him, itโs never about having fun; itโs about claiming a win he didnโt earn but paid for.
10.11.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 310 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3The world's biggest loser is the world's richest man. What does that tell us about Capitalism, kids?
08.11.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Take Cheney, drop him on his head and change his greatest joy from wealth to the adoration of his minions and cruelty to all others, and youโve got Trump. With Trump, as the Atlantic put it, โthe cruelty is the pointโ. What Dick did to Iraq for moolah, Donny wants to do to San Francisco for lulz.
04.11.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I expected to be happier about Dick Cheney finally dying. Today, I'm indifferent. Who would have thought the Bush-Cheney regime would be the good old days?
04.11.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let's take a moment to reflect on what a great name "Pennywise" is for an evil clown. King has his moments, few and far-between though they are... keeps me coming back to dip into his cheeseball goober every now and then. (I don't think I've been able to get through an entire King book since 1985.)
03.11.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Experiment: put Trump on a stipend of $30k a year, give him a car, and tell him to go live like everybody else. Outcome: he'd be half-dead, staggering, in rags, bawling, and begging strangers for help on the street in a week. He's not a "great man", he's the worst kind of fucking loser.
02.11.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This bathroom looks like the set for an unpleasant scene in a Ingmar Bergman film where the storyboard just says GRETEL CONFRONTS ALIENATION
31.10.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 1812 ๐ 203 ๐ฌ 129 ๐ 9A scary Halloween video for you! You may want to start being more polite to that chatbot.
youtu.be/5CKuiuc5cJM?...
A tweet from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene reads: โYou left out that I said I have no respect for the House not being in session passing our bills and the Presidentโs executive orders.โ She continues criticizing Speaker Johnson for refusing to share a GOP healthcare plan to replace Obamacare, saying he cited โideas and pages of policyโ but no concrete proposal. The tweet ends with: โApparently I have to go into a SCIF to find out the Republican healthcare plan!!!โ
Even the Jewish Space Laser lady knows the GOP โhealth care planโ isnโt real.
29.10.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 1688 ๐ 286 ๐ฌ 113 ๐ 12It's incredibly normal to feel uncomfortable being near people who are different from you. And your job as a human being is to feel a little ashamed of that, grow the fuck up, and get over it.
29.10.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 1719 ๐ 343 ๐ฌ 51 ๐ 5Welcome to the new order. Whining about it isn't going to help, you're just going to lose that last little shred of respect you had after doing those Imodium commercials.
16.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Actors: you are not special. You are not different. The level of public adulation you have enjoyed so far is sick and inappropriate. You can (almost) as easily be replaced by a machine as a tutor can be. As a writer can be. As a poet can be. As a musician can be.
16.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Actors think they are "special" ... that they are "artists" and it would be somehow unethical to replace them ... now they are butt-hurt over the possibility of being shown up by a different, but similar, variety of creature ... they are afraid of losing the celebrity they are so accustomed to.
16.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"NO! Learning must be 'human-centric'! It's not fair! They have to learn from me, not a machine!" People would just shake their heads and chuckle. It's no different with any other industry, except for the social perception, of course.
16.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can you imagine if I bitched about an AI stealing my tutoring job? (Which has and continues to happen).
16.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โWe are not doomed to fail to control any of these risks.โ
Oh, but we are. As avowed Capitalists we are indeed.
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@toddmasters.bsky.social Hey is this one of yours? If so, I've been a fan for decades. I had a few of these guys back in the 80s. Super creepy and unique.
11.10.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't fret about Donny getting the "peace" prize ... it's already meaningless. Remember: they gave it to a man who murdered a 16-year-old American boy with a drone after making utterly tasteless jokes about killing young men with drones. There is no Nobel "Peace" Prize.
09.10.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.
02.10.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 4667 ๐ 1174 ๐ฌ 74 ๐ 27I don't think he knows what "exile" means. I think he should learn, though, in the most direct way possible.
25.09.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I find it good communication.
18.09.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 206 ๐ 100 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 8For those who missed it, here's my obituary for Charlie Kirk, a man who made the world worse every day he drew breath.
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