Non-practicing yoga instructor

Everywhere online is just becoming so lame
Social media is broken
I miss scrolling tumblr
I miss brands being weary about what they post. I miss when politicians would resign after saying or doing something nasty.
I miss decency, mutual respect, and being cordial and sweet with people we don’t know.

Recently had to use a laundromat because I had about 6 loads of laundry and a broken washer. WOW! Nevermind the $24 it cost - I was able to get ALL my laundry done in under 2 hours! 6 loads!
Quick and easy! While I love doing small loads throughout the week at home, this was a nice change!

Someone ripped into an orange 50 feet away. How can I tell? The room was fumigated. Because that’s what oranges do. It’s not just a harmless little fruit when you’re in a room of 120 people. It’s a stink bomb that you subject everyone else to. By all means, leave the peels out for as long as you can

Hannah Montana’s “This is the life” and Wicked’s “Dancing through life” both sharing a word in the first line of the chorus, also using the same melodic motif is…. Interesting

Do you ever think Mike Myers puts on the Michael Myers mask? Would he have Mike & Ike’s for lunch and Oscar Meyer bologna for dinner?
I think there’s a chance

EARTHQUAKE

“Don’t use it if you’re allergic to it” is THE funniest pharmaceutical disclosure

You’ve heard of Felonius Gru
Now get ready for Bolognas Stu

P!nk, Taylor swift, and Demi Lovato walk into a gun range. P!nk fell off, who was left?

War on drugs is not against “drugs” at all - it’s BETWEEN the Psychedelics/weed crew (who I’ve only known to exude peace), and the upper/tina crew (who are once again throwing ketchup plates around the White House). At the end of the day, the acid kids will win over the meth heads - that I am sure

*boston accent* Jonah ‘da arc

New white lotus intro music SLAPS

I want to see the Brutalist in case it wins Oscars, but today I left home, went to see Anora, came home, and showered… and if I saw the Brutalist at the same time I would STILL be there. Movies should not exceed 3 hours unless it’s groundbreaking/monumental, and even then under 3h is still preferred

Cannot stop saying E L G S E S

Mama a grim reaper behind u

The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.

There’s the Eagles
And then there’s the Red team.
I’m not saying that team name lol and actually… 🖕🏼 change it lol

Is it wrong to say “send out a crappy player to physically harm the other team’s star quarterback” or is that frowned upon?

If I were a whale, I’d be beluga. Cute as shit

What is this singer
So Benson and Boone?
I felt the moment I listened to u
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My cheeks are blushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame(r)
Do it have a name?
Yerrrrrrrr
YEEERRRRRR
Gay bait
Unadaulterated gay bait
In your face
Your voice
Your clothing

Lady Gaga drops the music video to ‘Abracadabra.’

Watch: youtu.be/vBynw9Isr28?si…

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?”

— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

Nothing is more jarring than a harmonica solo you didn’t know was coming

sorry for getting ✨️political✨️ on the good vibes and video games app again, but the human brain is not designed to withstand another 207 weeks of this shit so pace yourself and try to channel that anger, despair, and hopelessness into something productive. make some kick ass art, we will need it

YES
IT IS I
the original creator of salad fingers and the architect behind Adam Sandler’s career for the past 34 years - hear this, sisters:
When the lemons and oranges go missing, you folks (yes, YOU folks) are really gonna wish you didn’t bite the hand that LITERALLY feeds you.
Karen’s got Scurvy.

Took one too many hits and started replying to Venmo posts like it was a social media HELP

“I should’ve looked that up before starting this video”
Okay but you’re editing the video anyway, so… pause to look it up, and edit it once you know… but you’d rather be cute and vague than informative and knowledgeable, and that’s so wild to me!

Seems insane in America to even be concerned about immigrants at all… somewhere down the line, your ancestors arrived here, and they might not have gotten here legally. But now you’re here. Legally. Thanks to them. Or do we forget that immigration is Liiiiiiiterally what this country was founded on…

My favorite way to enjoy a latte is by forgetting it exists for two hours and then returning to it when it’s nice and cold and leaves that ring around the rim of the cup
Mmmmmm

When did Monolopy become the most annoying board game to ever develop a capitalistic social presence? I refuse to play monopoly go. I don’t have 5 hours to waste.