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@ishportobello.bsky.social

They/them Career chef I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal

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Latest posts by ishportobello.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm really looking forward to all of your comics when RE9 drops

01.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your hair looks so fucking cool ๐Ÿคง

01.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also just got some of the most goated gameplay of all time if you like to go fast.

01.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've my doubts I have any of them, I don't tend to be mooties with crazy petty weirdos. I think you're personally pretty neat and I'd cook you a meal sometime if we ever met lol

01.02.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow Steam Deck enjoyer ๐Ÿซก

01.02.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so much more reserved on here than I am in person lol. I am very cree-ay-ture coded in that may do something like gallop around, hunched-over, making strange noises

31.01.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course! I am just distant with people because I don't wanna bother them

31.01.2026 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A selfie of my standing in front of a doorway in a long, hooded coat, slim turtleneck, elbow-length leather gloves, slim cargo joggers, 3" heeled combat boots, and leather gaiters

A selfie of my standing in front of a doorway in a long, hooded coat, slim turtleneck, elbow-length leather gloves, slim cargo joggers, 3" heeled combat boots, and leather gaiters

Yeah, this is the most recent fullbody I have, but I love slouching and bending my knees for poses as a hobby. I'm only a few inches shorter than these tall af 50's doors

31.01.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just went straight to laying in bed. But like, at least I got a bunch of flirty romance on the brain instead of sads, even if I am a tummy ache survivor

31.01.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you expect me to be? For some reason people expect me to be 5'8 because of being gentle, even though that makes no sense

31.01.2026 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tummy is a lil grumpy after 4 shots of blanco and then a giant trashy margarita at a lil semi-local restaurant. And 2 edibles. And cheese curds. And country fried chicken.

In other words, I feel this

31.01.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both of you, really. I have to look down to make eye contact with you

31.01.2026 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm 6'3, I wear 3" inch heels, putting me at 6'6. I am towering over you

31.01.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How tall are you?

31.01.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been here too many times

31.01.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This color looks so good with your eye color and skin tone ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง

30.01.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just have beef with them adding the dithering to bangs on higher grahic settings, so your bangs are see-through

29.01.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would have been GOATED if you had the Anniversary Dualsense. Woulda been in color and everything.

29.01.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, those parts always. The feeling of being a worthless cur in contrast to being the GOAT a night before is a big CPTSD "parents/important figures liked to remind you how you are not good enough no matter what"

29.01.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They switched to HP PC's later. Mac has never been good about being power users and they wanted us to learn that and also all of microsoft office

29.01.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that one happens from trauma, and I definitely do not frequently experience it (but also have the ol adhd+ocd wombo combo that ain't falco)

29.01.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully, it isn't

29.01.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I haven't bothered to get a switch 2 yet and now I'll never get Rick Core: For Answer

27.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This computer was made to boot up coolmathgames when a teacher wasn't looking

25.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Specifically, he reeks of post-grunge.

24.01.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is pretty incredible. This picture really tells a pearable about the joys of pear eating

24.01.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lies of P is so goated tho

24.01.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not, I was gonna get it eventually anyway, but the thing preventing me from doing it right away is them releasing it exactly 1 week before Nioh 3, the game I am most excited for

22.01.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 923    ๐Ÿ” 1781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Me everywhere I go except it's just because I'm one of the most goth people around here and I currently have bright violet hair. Oh, and I can yap when I'm stoned, but am charming in doing so, according to a lot of other people.

I'll go to a busy place twice and they'll be like "I remember you!"

21.01.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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