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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. (God-Futurama) Gen-X, PS5, Go Lions!!!
Satan*
22.01.2025 12:27 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
"After much thought, contemplation, and encouragement from neighborhood dogs, I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the Senate seat in Florida to concentrate on my howling." - Lara Lea Trump
22.12.2024 03:04 β π 1330 π 166 π¬ 161 π 25Throw out a specific question about a military airplane all casual like...
20.12.2024 22:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Philomena Cunk standing beside a Santa statue saying the good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad ones. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children that's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income.
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
20.12.2024 12:48 β π 5610 π 1875 π¬ 15 π 27It came out at 7 in the morning, and it stayed there all day...πβοΈπβοΈπ
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Speaking about things dropping the size of cars... π©
19.12.2024 07:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Impact
19.12.2024 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact: Australiaβs biggest export is boomerangs.
Itβs also their biggest import
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Buying a dimebag from the mall santa while he eats his panda express
18.12.2024 15:10 β π 126 π 26 π¬ 5 π 1
FoIIow (us) π for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social π
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Companyβs Success Is Not Paying For Customersβ Medical Care -The Onion
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Companyβs Success Is Not Paying For Customersβ Medical Care
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Man Says βFuck It,β Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. -The Onion
Man Says βFuck It,β Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
I have one also, these are great controllers
18.12.2024 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really love this place but navigating notifications is dreadful.
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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System -The Onion
FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
18.12.2024 08:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow we die. If we're lucky.
13.12.2024 00:35 β π 52 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
What if I'm happy to see you AND have a banana in my pocket?
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Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy -The Onion
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
theonion.com/embarrassed-...
The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
17.12.2024 02:51 β π 145 π 68 π¬ 2 π 1
