Lauren Abbey

As American as apple pie. 😳

There are a lot of things I did wrong in this life; but the one thing I did right is love. I chose the right man. I love you Scott ❤️

Dear World, (An Apology From Decent Americans) Dear World,

Dear Leaders of the Free World,

Fight him at every turn.
Make his life miserable.
Expose his ignorance and sociopathy.
Oppose and condemn and marginalize him.
The decent people of this nation are not with him.

We stand with you.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-world...

I’m case you were unaware, I have a really cute kid 🥰

The scene last night: my husband and I reading in bed before going to sleep.

Me *finished reading Onyx Storm* “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!”

Husband *chuckles* “I’m definitely not reading that series till it’s complete 😂

Me *sits traumatized *

Idk why men have trouble figuring out what women want. Romance novels written by women exists. They’re literally ‘how to’ books for you.

The United States is officially in a trade war with Colombia because of Donald Trump.

🤌

“When you worship power, compassion and mercy will look like sins.”

Most professional jobs require specialized education and experience. How is it you don’t need to meet any set qualifications to hold high positions in the government?! So many unqualified people running the country right now 🤦🏻‍♀️

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are flopped down on the floor, cuddling on top of each other. Green: Have you figured out what you want yet? Blue: A little hut with a garden in the woods, with a lake nearby. A vision of Blue rowing a garden with a long-handled hoe, wearing a straw hat. Blue, narrating: To spend my summers fishing, foraging, and growing vegetables Another vision of Blue, now admiring his row of assorted cans and jars. Blue, continuing to narrate: Drying, canning and preserving enough to last the winter. Back to present day, Blue and Green are laying down in the exact same spot and position as earlier. Green: I meant for your birthday. Blue: Oh. You don't have to get me anything.

It's my boyfriend's birthday today!

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

So embarrassed by my country right now.