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Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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a woman in a silver dress says " jealousy is a disease to which i say get well soon " ALT: a woman in a silver dress says " jealousy is a disease to which i say get well soon "

I have nothing but dust for you, you ashy little waif. Now get on before you get got! Did I do that right? I know you only understand Ebonics so I did you a solid there. I do hate to see senior citizens struggling ☺️

“Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

“Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank, Hazel, and Percy met my counterpart, Thanatos. We are not so different. Except Death is sometimes kinder.” 💖💖💖

You couldn’t steal anything of mine, least of all a man. Why would anyone choose the discarded anchovies (YOU!) from a Pizza Hut slice when they can enjoy succulent, velvety bluefin tuna (me 😌)?! Surely, you jest. Obviously, you’ve stopped taking your Olanzapine again Smdh

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“You look at your son, the glasses you picked out with him, the haircut he chose from the wall at the barber shop, the beating heart you gave him. And you know that you, too, will never recover.” Elizabeth Bruenig maps how a child dies of measles: theatln.tc/9aJn7A7y

a man in a tutu is dancing in a park . ALT: a man in a tutu is dancing in a park .

Bitch, you can’t read or write unless there are crayons and construction paper involved, and even then you can only use them under strict supervision at the facility and you gotta wear your helmet!

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

a woman says " don 't do that " while sitting at a table with glasses ALT: a woman says " don 't do that " while sitting at a table with glasses

Go smoke some rocks and piss off. You’re out of your league!

Made it to jolly ol London!

I thought turning point is when married men at truck stops make you turn away from them before they put the bag over your head. Did I misread the court transcripts?!

a man is making a funny face and says `` liar ! '' ALT: a man is making a funny face and says `` liar ! ''

That’s all you people do is deflect and lie and lie some more. Pathetic!

This makes me so happy

a woman says " i don 't talk to the help " while another woman kisses her cheek ALT: a woman says " i don 't talk to the help " while another woman kisses her cheek

Quiet trash!

“I don’t see what the big deal is…” from a United States Republican senator regarding the systematic sexual abuse of children.

You people make me sick @tipsysocialite.bsky.social

You ain’t about that life.

I will definitely be back very soon.

I loved DC!

Run up and get done up!

a woman is sitting on a couch and saying you have to get a hobby . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying you have to get a hobby .

Why are you so obsessed with me? At your advanced age and with your many, many conditions and maladies, you already have one of your ashy ass feet in the grave. Surely you’re tired—time to go to the shed, old yeller 😌

It’s so sad to see senior citizens wasting away their twilight years—just prattling utter nonsense and gibberish.

Waiting to Exhale is still so damned good

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

For those keeping score at home:

Flight to London purchased

TO RECAP:

-A judge declined to approve a criminal complaint against @donlemonofficial.bsky.social

-An appeals court rejected the Trump DOJ again

-They arrested him anyway

A lawless regime trampling our rights. 🇺🇸

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Well then get a chair to stand on and take your best shot, bitch!